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Show THE SIGNPOST October 28, "1969 ?n n n r Ln Page 8 Pool and stealth: accredited classes? Dan Yurth Staff Reporter Pool, table soccer, skittles and the like really ought to be accredited classes. It takes real skill, artistic and mathematic ability to play a successful, meaningful game of eight-ball scratch or snoockers. Hours and hours can be spent to no avail for some of the less adept at the game. Yet others seem to learn quickly. Let's see if we can describe the various character, istics of a successful union build-ing activist. For a beginning we can notice the predominant uniform tee-shirt, blue genes and tennis shoes. Add to that a sluff ed class or two, candy bars and Coke for lunch, a quick wit and you have the universal pool player. If you can meet any or all of these qualifications then you are eligible to participate in the present campaign up matriculate pool into Weber's curriculum. It seems inconsistent that so much interest should be placed in that indomitable sport, and yet have it left unnoticed and de-nounced along side such sports as bowling and snow, jobbing. Just as many people could particpate in an organized pool class as can in the bowling classes. Avail, ability, accessibility central location, group interest, and ap-plicability all outline the game of pool as a prime candidate for entrance into the physical ed. ucation schedule of classes. Prerequisites: fairly worn out denim genes; well-used tenny. runners.with or without socks; tee-shirts and inverted sweat shirts in various worn out, drained colors; intent to become at least an amateur pool-hall parasite; and the ability to fudge effectively. A W S Su Daily (1) Minnesota Fats Nor quite as prepared, but growing rapidly are table soc cer and skittles. Give them time and they'll be up there with other such honorable classes. Least recognized of all, for expediency's sake perhaps, is the art of snow-sobbing, brown nosing and student-faculty weasling. So, the trend has it, though as a myth it must be regarded by pro. fessors snow.jobbing is becoming an essential part of college success. Since so many students participate in this pastime, and since those who do so success, fully are of the higher eschelon of stealth and shrewdity, it is submitted to all responsible brown. nosers that they, too, should ban together to receive what they deserve for their efforts. Perhaps the next schedule could see a class like: Stealth 13 AWSSu All Day Every Day Faque U. Owte Prerequisite; propensity for story telling and remembering which story you told who, when; exceptional control of facial expression; extreme audacity and sense of intrigue; insatiable desire to get the most out of the professors for the least effort expended. If you know anyone like this who might meet these highly selective criterion, be kind enough to let him read this article and become active in this campaign to accredidate weas-ling.The liberal outlook toward ac. creditable subjects is becoming more and more pronounced. If you spend a great deal of time doing something that no one in a responsible position will give you credit for doing, if you find yourself sacrificing things like health and common sense in your devotion to this pass time, there must be others like you who will ban with you to seek recogni. tion. Come out into the open and get what you deserve. ! I eLj I nJi-n lJj r U Lf n r 9) It's no fun trying to get a stranger to take a check when you're running short of cash and need gasoline. It's embarrasing. It's unnecessary. What you need is a Texaco National Credit Card. And here's your application. Just fill it out. Sophomores, juniors, seniors, and graduate students are eligible. Sorry, freshmen, you'll have to wait another year. I .,, ft L " '' ; I Get the Full story from our campus SPONSOR ED BINGHAM 399-2323 or at: 949 Ben Lomond Ave. CARDS AVAILABLE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS: Glen Paurs Texaco - 36th & Wall Steve Crossly Texaco - 42nd & Harrison Don Rasmussen Texaco - 20th & Harrison Howard & Bobs Texaco - 30th & Washington Vance Tarns Texaco - 20th & Washington Howard Close Texaco - 4535 So. 300 West Bill Suether Texaco - 31st & Washington Fay Long Texaco - 24th & Monroe Von Stauffers Texaco - 7th & Washington But don't delay, fill out your application now. Then mail to: ATT. New Accounts, TEXACO, INC. P. O. BOX 2000 Bellaire, Texas 77401 IS 000 o 010o 20 g 1 5 0666TS aOcS? p 3 I MR. MRS. MISS (PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ABOVE THIS LINE) .APPLICATION FOR TEXACO NATIONAL CREDIT CARD , .NUMBER ZT NAME (FIRSTS H H Y7 DESIRED ' ' STATEMENT TOO HOME d! Li U jflf f J MARRIED? YES NO MAIL I j S.E CDE STATEMENT TO Q COLLEGE Al JS v . I JM B E RANDSx " city j-A 1 V r l 1 ZIP CODE - home lot I J Li L pZZ-ZZZ2 major! tJ I V MoA cation PARENT7"15ij NEAREST RELATIVE ADDRESS DATE: (NUMBER AND STREET) .signature: . P1THIIA3E5 MADI THBOUliM THI FORM S-66G-6-69 |