Show some one responsible an angry man entered the water 0 flee of an eastern city the other day and fiercely announced to the clerk sir you can send up and take your old gas meter out of my bouse this Is not the gas office it no sir this Is the water office oh it Is well then send a man up to my house at once and turn the water off I 1 m not going to walk a mile and a halt tor nothing I 1 it takes a conscientious man to enjoy bis work it the remuneration Is small in the last hundred years great brit aln has had a dozen different types of rifle it Is difficult to convince the head of the house that two heads are better than one it you are going to be anything be a professional no amateur attracts much attention and lots of people who think they have nothing but trouble don t know what trouble really is how wa dislike the thoughtless person who always changes the subject of conversation when its in our favor A good cook should be at the head of every provisional government A man laadt to feel girlish when he Is making his maiden speech |