Show notwithstanding the death records aviators continue to cut loose on a spiral felide A chicago man went to jail mathei than eat hash some things are worst than prison A specialist says that modem dress Is killing women well dressed to alil the compositor who set it up the high cost of loving Is of course a skinflint bachelor wisconsin huntera found a thirty lound mushroom or lu other words enough to kill a regiment i A corean bride Is obliged to remain absolutely silent on her wedding day its her last city A cent a day Is all it costs a man to live in china but do not rejoice A half cent a day Is all a man can earn A texas woman left io aid n the support of old maids but will woman step forward to claim a share army aviators have invented q noiseless aeroplane hut what 1 needed more Is one that will stay right side up the twenty five most beautiful words have been collected by a competition oddly enough money la cot gnp of ahm if it Is true that there are poets in the united states why don i we see some real poetry occasionally la the magazines A new york multimillionaire recently bought a library now hell probably hire a private secretary to read it for him an iowa court has decided that tips belong to the person who receives them or the patron who hangs on to them of course A st louis woman ended a quarrel with a neighbor over their chickens by firing a charge of shot into him bird of course A boston litterateur bays that poetry Is born in the stomach which may account for some of the indigestible tible magazine verso the man who was ordered by a judge to remain idle to please his wife probably will not be concerned about the eight hour day the eskimos of alaska seem to be acquiring all the diseases of civilization except the hookworm the latler objects to the climate artificial rubber s made in holland of freshly caught sea fish must have been suggested to some one who ate bome freshly caught sea fish A recent decision relieves a soldier of the united states army from the payment of alimony and some pate a large increase in enlistments A new york woman obtained a dl vorce because her husband used to tipple cologne it have been the emell of hla breath she objected to philadelphia high school boys went on strike because they disliked the colors selected for the school there are times when the wisdom of abol lehong spanking must be gravely doubted england la planning a memorial to izaak walton sounds like a fish story A cincinnati man suing for dl vorce charges bis wife with bis false teeth and using them her belt A toothsome statement indeed tho crop of white potatoes Is said to be bushels A little math 11 will enable you to determine your allotment for the year 1912 13 V did anybody over undertake to ng 1 ure up the postage stamps and print ed matter absolutely wasted on unresponsive spon sive voters n a national political campaign dr brooka of geneva discovered a comet at 4 0 clock the other morning but most men who stay out until 4 in the morning never think of that excuse los angeles has a school where girls are taught dressing as a alne art it ought to have an annex where tu ture husbands can ba taught how to book cm up lying becomes a habit with men who are not willing their wives should know of their movements says a baltimora Balt tmora preacher as one who knows thirty volcanoes are reported in eruption in one of the islands of the tonga group astall it would bo a comparatively ively auly place compared with one of our election nights jh A chicago judge holda that loud snoring la not a crime but aa an ao misery it belll bolda ltv own |