Show ft I 1 prance ie strongly tempted to sub the stork S connecticut hen las two eggs a X day hut were still paying famine j il t prices england s invasion by american P racetrack touts is hard an the sport of lings and bikers A french aimy officer has invented eyeglasses which enable tho wearer to see on all sides and the rear waves may conquer the london fog but we defy them to pro duce results on chicago smoke f docs alg ferrero bebee that eve J was all she was cracked up to be or has he evidence to the contrary I 1 he nickel john D rockefeller gave aar a tip has become almost as famous agthe 29 he refused to give aft fc n president roosevelt has saved f nothing out of bis salary but dont i worry he can get a job of some i eort i st louis woman leaves ber husband because he could read her thoughts he 11 be careful after this not to read cm aloud vater having been discovered on mars we may cease pitying the thirsty inhabitants cherot its a great load off our minds pencil drawings may be rendered permanent by brushing them with a mixture of equal parts of skimmed milk and water gentlemen who ride from one end of the country to the other on the rods think there Is nothing much the mat J ter with the pullman car except the fr price russian burns his money to save his heirs from the curse of riches it Is not said that they were particularly grateful for his thought ji falness s we should imagine from some of the rambling remarks of prof hugo Muen that applied sociology was a good thing until one came to apply it A new york man of 83 has married a pretty girl of 18 it may surprise the unsophisticated to know that the old man Is deiy very wealthy detroit free press king edward weighs pounds it Is boasted and we gaze at the bajes tic proportions of our own new ruler and smile superciliously at britain s puny prince alth two connecticut chauffeurs in the penitentiary the amusement of running over people as they alight from the street cars bids fair to be come less popular pennsylvania husband of 71 sues neighbor of 69 tor alienating the at factions of his wife aged 5 well P the poor girl probably wanted some body nearer her own age just a suggestion born of love for the babies that toddling r little emperor of china be strapped to s the throne very serious conse i might result from a tumble an ocean freighter coming anto new york reported striking an iceberg with euch force that a live polar bear on ay the ice fell from the force of the ian pact on the deck of the ship the erdl nary tale of ocean adventure Is get r ting too tame for up to date consumption fp that story about an alligator hlll i f ing an eagle in the air sounds rather difficult until you read that it was a baby alligator and that the eagle flew away with it according to the story the representative of american tree dom soon had reason to regret his en the skull of a man supposed to belong to the earliest period of the earth was lately found in france and from the conformation of the jaw it la plain the men of that time could not have laughed but then life in he glacial period may have been no laugh ing matter the baltimore woman who claimed that her husband allows her only two cents a day to run the house on shows plainly what stamp of a husband be Is there can bo no doubt in the minds of the unprejudiced that he la not the two cent male there has been such praise about socialistic candidates tor congress received votes in districts this year prohibitionist candidates jn districts the strength of the two parties in the north and west for the south contributed only four candidates out of the total two prohibitionists and two socialists walt around awhile and watch the days grow longer england where beer is held in such high esteem that poets have sung its praise Is moving to keep he product pure A bill hae been introduced ia parliament prohibiting the use of any substitute tor hops incidentally the bill ia a protective measure the hop growers are sorely hit by foreign corn petition and the aae of Ingred lenta brought from abroad more and more th protection idea fa taking bold the |