Show A LITTLE COLD he caught a lattie cold that was all so the neighbors sadly said when they learned that he was dead congregating round hla bed lie caught a little cold that was all he caught a attle cold that waa all when and how he coulden couldn t bay thought it BOO would go away but the cold was there to stay lie caught a little cold that waa all lie caught a little cold that was all lie sneezed and coughed and mumbled in turn he swore and grumbled but his pride at last was humbled he caught a little cold that waa all he caught a little cold that was all the cold grew quite surprising his temperature kept rising and the doctor came advising he caught little cold that was all he caught a little cold that was all I 1 and he lay quite neatly dresek in his very sunday best in a long unbroken rest he caught a little cold that was alt W W Itu nyon in puck DESSERT well get borne crullers crul lers some chocolate cake buns strawberry tarts and ice cream what kind of pie shall we have after the explanation she said she had never been kissed the sweet little radiant belll then later X learned because don t you know she did ah the kissing too much cornstarch little johnnee like to be kissed but sometimes ho is compelled by some gushing friends of his moth ers to submit to the ordeal the last time they called he went through the operation as gracefully as possible but after their departure be remarked vigorously rubbing the powder from bis face mamma I 1 dont like to have them kass me it tastes just like kissing a marshmallow judge A GREAT INVENTION boggs was that burglar alarm you indented a success boggs must have been the bur clars pinched it when they broke in philadelphia telegraph bound to complain arent you proud to see tha mag railway station that now adds to the beauty of our city no answered the man who Is never happy it simply makes the train sheds and tunnels seem more unpleasant by comparison wash ington star A careful man im not going to let this paper bo caught in any more libel suits it I 1 know it by georgel exclaimed the chief reporter of the morning sensa alon running bis eye rapidly over a page of copy that lay on his deak and he inserted a word BO that the sentence read cain ur alleged murderer of abel eaf j an egoist what we need said the student ot finance la confidence that s what I 1 say answered mr barker and yet the banks keep acting suspicious of me every time I 1 hint at a loan washington star bella gracious my dear I 1 do hope you re not ill you look so much older tonight to night stella im quite well thank you dear and you how wonderfully am proved you are ayou look positively young A literary failure ills alphabet would disagree although some letters well he knew he never could make CO D keep up tha pace with X 0 U washington star danger in spending when I 1 sees de headaches some men acquires while rid of money eald uncle eben 1 I doean doesn blame some 0 dese famous rich folks toh holdan on to dollar BO hand washington star ONLY NATURAL neighborhood as gono down terribly since I 1 came to live ere well what else could you expect r marys lamb mary had a little lamb ot ellk it once sot tull wary tried to catch it and the wind blew through its wool chicago dally newa very impressive ah bald the foreigner it Is very impressive to think that any one 0 those boys playing out there in the street may one day bo called to tho presidency of your great and glorious country yos any of cm may ba called replied the native but you can bet your life mighty few of em aro likely to ba chosen chicago record herald NOT THE SORT HE WANTED IIo neety dey say Is the best pol ley wot rot fr lendt daft ort of policy haa no surrender value V fi |