Show f F OLD SAWS RE SAWED A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush but both are dirt cheap corn pared with one on a hotel menu card uneasy lies the head that wears a crown especially it the crown Is bald and in fly time people who live in glass houses would make more it they raised hothouse grapes instead of trouble evil to him who evil thin keth and that s generally what he gets it you lead a horse to water and can t make him drink take a sip your self he may have good judgment beauty s only skin deep but thata deep enough for the complexion specialist alls well that ends well except a best selling novel feathers make soft beds every rose has its thorn and every dozen its florist bill never put off till tomorrow to morrow what you can do today to day unless some one did it yesterday judge leading up to his support what e doinay asked one reporter addressing another who had just emerged from the state senate chamber senator jayson Is speaking jayson he was speaking when I 1 left an hour ago yes hes been speaking right along ever since have you been here since be started yes he speaking about I 1 don t know he chasn t said so tar chicago record herald VERY PERSONAL lord dressed for the opera here boy call me a four wheeler will you the boy well yer don t think I 1 d call yer hansom do yer comic cuts oxy humility why don t you go to work work rejoined meandering mike look at de thousands of poor fellows that is lookin fur work an mis erable ridout it now work ain t nee essary to me an I 1 ain t coln to butt in an reach fur it merely fur de sake of havin something to brag about washington star conflicting emotions did you have a good time at your caleT no answered mr cumrow every time the band played anything I 1 en joyed I 1 got worried for fear it gasn wasn t enough to be the moneys worth washington star A PRETTY FIX lord bocash people say you mar ried me for my title lady bocash nee well they cant accuse me of having mar ried you for your money chicago journal people give GIVING in order of their pret arence 1 advice 2 pain 3 gifts a unwelcome b merely useless c more or less useful 4 good measure square deal very passionate givers will sometimes exhaust the list the majority however proceed only as long as they find it more blessed to give than to receive stopping say with no 2 few get beyond no 3 b puck SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS musical pirate ow would you like to spoon with me miss only a penny habit it Is curious how habits fix them selves upon us said ellaa hawricks hayricks Hay ricks nephew who was studying tor the ministry yep I 1 know it replied silas you take tizzies husband ter in stance sence moved up to the city where they have all these latest conveniences he takes a bath regular every week whether he needs it or not chicago acord herald mobility mrs vick senn s eyes flashed johnny doean doesn t get that weak chin wf his my side of the house she exclaimed io my dear meekly responded her husband johnny has my chin but he inherits his mothers tireless capacity for keeping it in motion chicago tribune ALONE AND FORSAKEN johnny elephant I 1 wonder why nobody wants to skate near mot im just as sociable as anyone no credit that billionaire seems willing to do something for humanity yes answered mr dustin but he Is always true to bis business principles he took good care to make humanity pay him la advance washington star hers by purchase the woman who married that old rich fellow has simply sold her youth and loveliness well if you could see her account at the beauty doctor s I 1 bet you d fand she bad bought em A sure proof does he move in high financial circles you bet he does ho belongs to the most exclusive indictment club in new york baltimore american |