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Show SPENDTHRIFT Little Sandy arrived home from school completely out of breath. His father asked him what was the matter. mat-ter. "I ran all the way home behind a streetcar and saved a nickel," Sandy replied proudly. "Not bad, my boy not bad!" said his father. "But why didn't you run home behind a taxi and save a quarter?" quar-ter?" First Course Proprietor Didn't the waiter give you a menu, sir? Neglected Patron Certainly; but I ate that an hour ago. Must Dave Been III "Where have you been for the last four or five years?" "At the 'varsity, taking medicine." "And are you quite better now?" Nothing Lasts Forever "Does your wife tell you everything?" every-thing?" "She probably will if we live long enough!" |