Show KINGSBURY LADIES GUILD Ruth Coates the Ladies Guild of the Kingsbury Community Church April 11 at her home Francis Bridges read an article on the Holy Grail concerning con con- the history and healing powers of the Grail REVEREND JACK Coate presented another lesson lessors on on different religious sects Discussion followed ved Minutes of last meeting were read and approved d A business meeting consisted of sey several sev sey eral items of interest It was announced announced ced that anyone who wants to rid their homes or garages of rummage articles may do so by contacting a guild memo mcm mem- mem ber The articles will be collected and saved for a sale in August MEETINGS OF the Guild will be held during the summer months Rhoda DeVed DeVed De De- Ved will host the next meeting May 10 at the Fellowship Hall Mrs Irs Coates served dessert to Juana Banks Danks Mabel Johnson Rhoda DeVed DoVed Francis Bridges Polly Adams and Betty Detty Zeller Question Does the ships ship's battery serve the same function as a cars car's battery battery bat bat- tery Answer Answel Definitely not While a car battery starts the car a ships ship's battery is a group of guns of the same caliber and usually controlled and fired as a group Ai Although hough not many people know it Alexander The Great was responsible for the first wrist watch The Inaccuracy or awkwardness of timepieces then was a handicap in planning planning plan plan- ning so Alexander ordered his alchemist to produce a timepiece that was both accurate and portable A special solution was concocted that caused strips of cloth to change color every hour once the rags were dipped in it These rags were then tied to the wrists of his officers These early wrist watches were called of course Alexanders rag time bands A lady was driving her car and knitting knit ting at the same time A motorcycle cle policeman came along side and yelled to her Pull over madam The woman woman wo- wo wooman man smiled at him and said No actually ac ac- its it's a pair of socks Columnist Bill Dill Vaughan says In the search for jobs by 1970 college graduates graduates grad grad- accountants had the best luck Even when times are bad industry apparently apparently apparently ap ap- ap- ap has to know just how bad |