Show OWN THIS PETTY PEM by y 10 40 HE YATES love matches are made in heaven they say but the kingsland ga chamber of commerce recognizes no divine patent that organization has set up a marriage production line patterned after motorcar rolt mit orcar manufacture and out after all the business we can turn romantics alliances out faster and cheaper than the angels can the civic betterment boys declare any chamber of commerce worth the polish on its spittoons spit is always on sharp lookout for new industry for its town but bu t most of them use no imagination n they try to attract brass foundries steel mills boiler plants gas works fertilizer factories and other unpleasant businesses not so the kingsland promo tors what is more ro romantic mantle than a splicing shop even the ads of this municipal matrimonial agency are in tri guing handbills Hand bills urged you all get married mar riedl any time all time day or night kingsland closest georgia town to florida state approved premarital I 1 blood tests these handbills hand bills are distributed mostly in florida where it takes three days by law to whip up a mess of marriage if in kingsland the entire oper aaion ring blood test license cerer ceremony nony takes less than an hour it if you wish to kill an entire evening the promoters will throw in a honeymoon in a local hotel the whole package costs about 15 the nuptial knot industry does not require elaborate and i delicate machinery and a lot of I 1 different raw materials in short supply the pro 1 cess consists of fitting together two exceedingly simple parts a bride and groom of the supply it i unlimited ten bucks from groom to preacher oils the machinery even an un skilled minister can complete the operation in seconds the marriage mill does not the community with factory smoke although althou 1 some smoke will arise from r the finished product when domestic friction sets in there is no la bor problem because the min aisters in long supply are not organized they cant get together on anything except fried wed chicken the only drawback to toi the industry is that the by pro ducts of the manufacturing pro 1 cess in laws are worthless 1 I 1 |