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Show P)ON'T be. kidded by anyone. It U isn't smart tojiave your name appear in the paper. True, it's great to know that extra dozen copies you bought will enhance your standing with any future grandchildren but, is It worth it? Ponder the situation We'll before you have a baby, get a divorce, shoot someone, or inherit a million dollars. Get your name In print and you are fair prey for "name-snippers." Have a baby, for instance, and you're flooded with mail reminding that you need: money, "for those terrific hospital bills;" Burp's Baby Food "which, under special agreement, agree-ment, we offer at wholesale prices; insurance policies; baby eln'tvs and "you couldn't have timed your blessed event with our big s:i!e any better;" insurance policies; pol-icies; bassinet's; anil insurance policies. Shi (it someone and you only get two tvpes of letters from snippers. From tlmfp who think the victim de: ervei! It and from those who think the victim didn't. So I am told, I haven't shot anyone since my bean shelter days If .vou'ie still determined to get your name in print at the first op-por: op-por: unity then take this advice: have a baby, shoot someone, or get a divorce before you inherit a mil-linn mil-linn dollars from a distant relative. Get yo'.;i name in the paper in this fashion and you find the world pop-t'la'.e.l pop-t'la'.e.l with name-snippers who are all helplessly bound with financial and family problems and therefore in excellent position to be."t share jour sudden good fortune with you It's much easier to shoot some ire and wait to see if the victim v as popular or unpopular. |