| Show OLD JAKES LAST I 1 am clerk in in a store in frederick md aid and often hearing rich jokes I 1 thought it might be possible that they would bo be of some use to you ou here is one of them old jake S is a pretty hard drinker and often when about half seas over lie he will all tell some of the hardest kind kindo of farns yarns some time in the barroom bar room oad of D 1 s hotel hoel and feeling like having haing some e sport port s at his expense I 1 told H to call him in in just as he be was coming in the door I 1 commenced in m a loud voice i oice yes yeo sir sir lie he died standing up he was i as taken w with ith the blind staggers I 1 anil and lie he got stiff and lied died s standing up this was all he ft wanted anted so old jake commenced bills that bouer tal talking kinn about a horse yes yeo I 1 answered humph tint s nothing no lhing when I 1 aas as it a boy my I 1 n y f ather had a horse I 1 that was vi as talen taken with the lockjaw and he got so tiffin about thirty seconds that my brother bi other and me had bad to pry him over with crowbars |
