Show ed cd ly by a mistake mintah c I 1 jer er there came to trenton y two men named smith aho who had bad both of them dell legislature jones Jon eshad had and was m inlove love witha with a han fan he wished to be di fibia his bad alie wife so that he f the pretty woman who bo aw iw with black eyes and ij therefore jones came baior or a divorce jfe f a good wife good as an e e mother of ten children I 1 id id not want to be divora at ant to get a charter for ir r plank road to extend i mun jun to terrapin hollow auh arith these different dl er to jo trenton aana and address ambled idled avis weadom om with the bents first sa suppers apers d of f oysters 0 s to rs with a J jund ose I 1 d co of f venison ils yi i second a at t quantity from jer of v which i is s a kind of full speed red reduced aced to A h to newark abam champagne yo tn plain prose the di av ve Q a champagne sup tuh the turnpike man I 1 ai ll 11 a champagne break I 1 ace e m modifying 0 d dying influence ti assembled wisdom pass divorce and turnpike hes and smith a copy yn a their pockets went lale e over miles of sand ache tribulation of many i ild lad home in the e ey ening rt jt lown in in his parlor his inside him how pretty and and five of her chilling ling the other five f dmd tons afons jn i the corn arf f aih ah was induced to il e goud good results of lis his anlou in e ilion lou ima ind my dear dear I 1 am one of aind will be president titia ija love we can send the boarding school yle out of the toll carter birter honey boney I 1 f it etain again 11 said the I 1 ee echo who was one of the i with plumpness and anc aing all over her face as she leaned over oer lonce once S smiths mit 11 is vis visage r age cifes visage visage amith was not profane loped ped out an oath ilife wife these infernal i renton have gone anil and j 16 atrue ri true the par parchment climen I 1 was ivas a bill of divorce names of smith and v ll 11 9 geared in frightful I 1 V sniped her eyes ees with 14 iter r apron she said sad lillge whole of our ien en i o ow nj me in in the face I 1 lu vt heres a turnpike 11 c and the legis ta ava t is that smith re aw blessedness enacted is or to his own wife I 1 1 I it if although the night lf f most of the denizens 1 I 1 gilad aba gone to bed smith 0 id d le is to put on her bon te ie i arm they proceeded ln ken of their church bof less me exclaimed iri ire 4 lie he saw them enter ikc gac the last june shad 4 piping her eyes with clr fr apron goodness j ft the matter bai I 1 want antzou you to marry replied smith S ith P rat ry I 1 W et the cler er expanded ringers fingers and y s e you drunk or what i ant am i ni t ith you married them 1 py and would not ire fact is grave as he ja hol inar in gr to be alone that yent e tta to a suppressed r 3 shaking him all v ti Z and smiths wife lad gad W went loy joyfully fully home and kissed kisse every one of ehn children the little smiths never knew that their father and mother had ever been str strangers aDgers by legislative enactment meanwhile and on the samp same night jones turned returned to his native natie town burlington I 1 b believe and boug sought lit at once g the e f fine ine black eyes which aich he had hoped shortly to call his own on the pretty widow adow sat on the sofa a white kerchief tied carelessly about her round white throat her black hair laid in in silky waves against each rosy cheek divorce div orce is is the word ft ord 11 cried jones playfully patting g her double ell chin in the fact is is eliza im rid of tint that cursed oman woman and you ou and ill be married tonight to night I 1 know how to manage these scoundrels scoundrel sat at tr trenton enton A champagne champ igne supper or was as it a breakfast did the business for them put on your bonnet and let us its go to the preachers at ai once dearest the adow aiho was among widows as peaches among among apples put on her bonnet and tox took jones arm and just look loolu how I 1 handsome randsome it is is put on parchment cried jones pulling out the document before her hers the law that jacob jones and ann caroline jones ire are two tn 0 11 putting her plump gloved hand on his shoulder she did look at it 0 dear she said with her rosy lips and sank back half fainting on the sofa 0 blazes cried jones and sank beside her rustling the fatal parchment in in his hand band heres a lot of happiness and champane chim gone to rum ruin it was a hard bird cise case instead of being divorced and at liberty to marry the widow jacob jones was v as simp ly by the legislature of new jer jersey ey incorporated incorporate ed into into a T turnpike company and what made it it worse orso authorized to run from burlington to bristol when you reflect that burlington is is located dislocated just one mile from bristol and on the opposite side of the delaware river you ou will w 11 observe v lie ex hopeless hopelessness aness of jones jone sa caise cabe its all tha th fault of that turnpike man who gave them the champagne supper or was it the breakfast ill cried jo jones ties in agony agon if chartered charter ed me a turnpike from pigs run to terrapin hollow I 1 might inight have borne it but the very idea of building a turnpike from burlington to bristol bears an absurdity on the f aa enc unc so it it dd d d and you ou aint divorced said eliza a tear running running down each cheek no thundered jones cr crushing his hat between his knees an and d what hat is is worse the legislature is is adjourned and gone home drunk and wont be back till next year 5 ear it was a hard case the mistake had occur occurred reel on oft the last day of the session session NN hen legislators gisla tors and transcribing clerks were laboring under a champagne breakfast smiths smiths name had been put where jones ought to have been and wisey wisey dearsey we arsey as the latin poet has it it |