Show the human letterheads by DON MARK LEMON copyright tonce tim 1111 appeared but once lit in the 11 help wan wanted ted columns of a paper it remit read email mit I 1 1 neat bald headed men will be paid handsomely tor for n brief engagement no soliciting boorn boom fox the elevator boy ut lit the fox build ing waa n colored olor cd lad rind his 1118 sune polish grin gradually upon lita ills cars ns as lie he lifted cage after cageful 0 of f neit neat little bald headed turn iun iu n to the lie fourth floor door they came in such numbers that it would seem that thai t very wife mother or who lind had it neat little huld bald headed wall about tin tilt house linol polished him up tip spick rind span and sent hent him forth to answer the adv e 11 ih v noon of the lie following day the lie number fell off to nn an occasional cant calic who would mould distend from the fourth floor door looking greatly disappointed tile the favored seven seen tind had been chohon and a notice to that alint effect posted on the lio door of i room ooin two to weeks oka loter inter there appeared simultaneously in arl oils eitl oits of alie city seven dapper dap per little men who no sooner removed their lints hats than linn was ns disclosed dl closed to view lew a device more than tile poets classic excelsior on oil the shining ron crown of birch little mails arild liend hend jil in A n new ne growth gioth of killcy hair were ere the worda ASK ASIC m the public bedtime smiling interrogation point and it was vas learned from these hummi human letterheads letter heads that homot eflin 0 during tile lio follo wing month there would be placed upon the market it hair restorer warranted to grow erow ienir on oil the lio balta bal head in two to weeks lime the word ask me ile were ere material proof of tani alliee lapir restorers cin cintins lins certain established of proprietary hair meli medicines cines ciecir the report that the human let ter bends were not nor and imd had never neer leen been hald but blit bilat their heads had 1 I 00 been shaved slin cd lending leaving only the device ASK aik it was tt is now that something unforeseen occurred the discoverer and sole hole possessor of tho the marvelous ann clous hilr restorer was aa accidentally injured on oil tile the awad by bv a failing mortar tin and lost nil all recollection of ills great secret for bettor better security i lie had told no one of the chemical formula of the restora the live and for tile same reason lie lind not place the formula in writing and tho the seven little bald headed men gasped lian ahrn I 1 INV learned the true state of affairs und rind realized the pro pre in ili which they nvere placed they must now RO go through ufa life the device delce ASK ASIC am written across their heads by bi natures indelible hand unless they possessed the courage to have it removed hair by hilr haar by alio electric needle or ignoble ignobly resort slimed shaved fhelt lieada leads frequently like so many Clil numen one of their number the wit vt suddenly aro and left ti alie ie room where lacre they the imd had gathered to discuss the felt nation A few ini minutes later inter it was recalled that lie he hall bonsted of having havin tf in his poes posses slona loii n vial lal of the krecl precious 0 ua hall hair restorative and his sli six friends aro nid hurried after him iut but tile lie wit had n roused ills strapping wife and boys bo is to the exigencies of the situation and safely bellind behind barred doors he coolly applied to ro ills 1113 a liberal quantity of tit the e ir marvelous mr hair producing fluid avrom ills window lie he could see ills fils late companions it in gathered credon on the looking wistfully rind enviously at his door and lie he pitied them from alie bottom of tits his heart hut but there remained only stiffler stiff sufficient lel ent restorative stora sto rathe tive to prow grow one full hond hend of hair and it if tiny one needed hair lie lia did ile ho rubbed into its ills scalp the precious drops of golden liquid and wiped aped ills fingers on ills chiai friends Ft lends enn always be find lie he meditated thoughtfully but hair once nee gone returns no iti morel orel one by one ills lute companions its 1 persed as they realized the utter futility of oe or appeal under tho the circum circumstances bances aej the wit remained locktu in tits room for a week at the end of which period lie sallied forth with a luxurious luMir loiis growth of silky red liala atair sill such ch us lie he had bud not possessed even its as a bov hut but lije lie 1 fount found ills his frands lighter hearted and ami wore more forg forgiving iNing than khan lio lie had ca expected they lind had discovered that by letting the levice deice ASK ASIA mn III grow to it good length it could be skillfully brushed und and parted to td re represent b a full hend of hair and this dir discovers wavery had softened their hearts to ird their more inore fortunate companion the discoverer discover ei of the lie formula Is m s I 1 the present tinie time being tenderly tend erfy watched and guarded by it secret league of bald headed men for ills his interest Is also their interest and in the words of the president t or of uie league if memory tili should again re light tier lier extinguished torch in th the mind of this ills genius futile fame and fortune wll will find way to his hodg though it were in a trackless wilderness |