Show concerning EDITORS there is said to bo be one editor in heaven how hor lie got there is a mystery but it is conjectured that hi be passed himself off for a preacher and stepped in in i unexpectedly N aliea lion the dodge wis vaa discovered they searched tile the realms of felicity ln in all 1 1 t their h e I 1 r I 1 length e n g t h and breadth for a ha lawyer x v e r to 0 d draw r a i v u up p t tho I 1 10 11 ne e c cenary e E a ri r y papers for his ejectment but tile they rit find one and add of course he held the fort an ali alarming state of affairs is revealed in the protest which to ac 1 cording to the texas sittings siftings 0 the rev letus fet felt constrained to mako make to his tion my illy friends he said faid tile the extent to which gambling is carried on oil in our town is alarming from my iny study I 1 can call look in a I 1 clubroom across the street and last night I 1 saw a sight that made my blood A run cold there at a table sat four men playing poker for moneal money yes I 1 for money 1 I do not wonder that you shu shudder adder brethren large stac stacks ks of money were before them and would you vou believe it I 1 actually saw one young man inan who ought to have known better bet ten tell blue chips on a pair of kings the following game law is s submitted tillit ted by an eastern fellow suf fei fraier er dook agents may be killed front september alst 1st to october 1st ast spring poets march let to july ast 1st scandal monc monger gere any time whale whale august ast 1st to january ast 1st mule may to Sep september r 1st ast tho the man who waits until tile the editor is anne ne from hoins bonie and then sneaks in ind and throws half a cord of elm slang in the editorial woodhouse wood house in ill payment for a years subscription as well as the abe antiqua antiquarian riall two penny busin businelli esli man who thinks it does not pay to advertise may be killed from january ast 1st to december without e or any relief from valuation or appraisement laws A newspaper man mail is is in in some ili instances like other people says a an n exchange ile he respects his friend appreciates 1 a kindness and is always willing to return a favor in another res respect hect lie he resembles his bis fellow men he will not continue to pat a roan mad on the back tell what aliat a I 1 gool good man la be is and how much he be has done for the town and give him a free business puff every day when tho the man will not through personal prejudice or otherwise continue to aid in supporting the paper in ili other words lie stands by the man inan who stand by him that is about the way of the world and a newspaper man cant 1 e expected to be beso so much different fro from in other people A schoolboys composition on the editor ran as follows the editor is one odthe of the bap happiest individuals in the world ile ha can golo any circus in the afternoon and evening without paying a penny also alao to inquests in quests anzi and han hang gin ings 0 IT s ile he has free tickets to the theaters heaters gets bets weddin wedding cake sent him and sometimes onie times g gets ets a licking but not often for he can take thin thins things s back in the next issue which lie generally does while other people have to go to bed early the editor can sit up tip late every night and see all going 0 on I 1 mean to bo be an editor when 1 I am a man so that I 1 may tay stay s out late at night that will be jolly dont forget the poor editor says an exchange if your wife licks you let us kro krov know v it and we will iet isca it right 1 0 before bejoile the public if you have coo con pany tell us if 5 you ou are arc not ashamed of bour your visitor if a you youngster agster arrives at your house tv begging n ring for raiment buy a lot of c cigars agars and come around and if you vou are arc a cash subscriber we will find a suitable name naine for hirn him or her as the circumstances will permit and if you have it social gathering of a few of your friends bring around a big cake seven or eight 0 pies and a ham not necessarily to eat cat but as a guaranty osgood of good fai faith th you need not bother about inviting ua for it is iq a little too cold for our wardrobe we mention these little things for wo we wint want tha news new and we will have it if we havo lave to get out and rustle |