Show ohear hear os odet proofreader 1 I am sorry but b an oversight I 1 have allowed tile paper cosay to say that oti our I 1 rail railroad road employees ees are uninformed of cours course e you meant uniformed editor yes but then as tho the parag paragraph rap h al a it stands t is perfectly true it il matter boston boiton trani trang who is McKinl mckinley vy said maude to mamie 1 oh 01 dear I 1 dont believe you will ever learn anything ab about ut politics perhaps I 1 never will was the humble rejoinder dont you you know really 9 no why 7 lie he was tho mui man who came out so strong fur for frev coinage of tin till plate am american industries S in a I 1 certain cemetery which chic I 1 s shall 1 I 1 11 be nameless there is a gravestone with this mr charles fiest will repose here at present lie is still a alive li ve all anil carrying on oil the busi ness at boo ili high 0 h street sarec london tit til bits 4 sophronia yes when the burglar 15 glar broke into mv my I 1 was almost undressed Anc angelina relina how very cry embarrassing what did you do sophronia phronia yo oh lie he was a perfect gentlemen Rent lemen lie he at once covered me with a revolver new ev york press the subscription price f your new paper two dollars 1 a I year yea I 1 pj Is it intended for any particular cla claas s of readers yes its for those who 11 have pvc 2 truth wife when I 1 married you I 1 thought you would give up your drunken habits are you going to give that red nose of yours 1 n I chance to resume its original color Ilus husband band never ive got no use for a man who deserts his colors texas sifting travers do you know the address of a good washerwoman lashaway Da shawan y 1 I do but I 1 would rather not give it to you travers aliv not hashaway Da well vell to bo be frank with you old man she is poor enough already new york y I 1 ork herald seedy party contemplating himself in a pocket mirror here I 1 am wearing the boots of a bank manager che the trousers of a landed proprietor a birons barous coat and vest and even a counts hat and in spite of all that I 1 look like a tramp Flie 0 gende ende blatter caller at the postoffice Post office what ma makes 1 ke our letters so late this morning mrs goodyer rural post postmistress mat res s wol well 1 you I 1 see ece sir its them postcards they takes 1 a I long time to read fur a poor woman what aint ii much luc ch ol of a Bc sc holard london tit bits businesslike yankee in the near future beg 13 pardon for intruding at sir but you are the governor governo of these islands are you not territorial governor of hawaii 1 lam am bir what can I 1 eci do for you businesslike yankee I 1 notice one of your vol volcanoes cancie is smoking like t to e sell you a william feledy smoke consumer for it sir valet there is 1 a I lady outside who he refuses to give tier her name sho she iv is looking at everything 0 in the parlor lor and does just as if she v was ras at horne home sir mr great cakars Ca CT sars 0 ghosal she must either be my illy mother in law or that woman who is is threatening r to sue me ter or broach breach of promise texas liftin sittings s downtown magistrate now what have you to say did this man hit you first prisoner yes your liono honor r etwas a hit a palpable hit as shakespeare says magistrate never mind what shakespeare says ile he will be summoned to testify for himself if lie he knows anything about the case philadelphia record she waiting in ill the hall did you vou see father george ile he excited excitedly lyl 1 I 1 did but I 1 must go good by she the matter stop and tell me all you asked him for my illy hand what did lie say ile he taking out his watch and glancing at it he fie gave me just two minutes to get out ef cf the house new york P press ress A man in a glas glasow glasgow 0 ow hotel in a loud tone of voice c called his friend back just as he be was leaving the dinin dining groom room and then whis whispered to him ilow how far would you have got if I 1 called you you back the other I 1 elf up replied in a tone loul loud enough 0 for all to hear no sir I 1 aou lant lend you five fire pounds I 1 got 0 t it on oil me and adiv i if f I 1 had I 1 would rift le let t you have it until you paid me what you bar harrowed rowed two months ago his friend will never call him back again in a public dining 0 room dundee nowa news bess is seven ard and very frank the other evening tier her tap was heard at mrs mr BB front door while the B family is were ere at dinner she aiho bore in her hand a tray with a dinty bit of divert desert hearing bearing her mothers no compliments coni is to mrs B rim maid brought brou lit tier her into the dining room where wh ere mrs mr B w was 1 I s 1 profuse ro ati c in tier her thanks bles bess 3 accepted them smilingly but batill lingered though i lions she asne declined a seat at th the t table able not until mrs D B the he diesh arid and pronounced it exquisite wa wai v aa i the cause of bests lingering discovered 1 I just canted to see if you could eat it she h remarked us as she started to so go none of us fould so ma said shed send end it to you attorney examining witness you say ay you yon saw the shots fired witness yes sir attorney how near were you to tile the scene ortho of tile affray M witness pitiless when the first shot was vas fired I 1 was ten tell feet anav fro from i lie shooter attorney ten tell feet well now tell ell lie court where you were vero when the second shot was fired witness I 1 measure the distance lita but 1 was in tile the next county texas sifting 3 an enterprising woman who understands der stands standi something of the ways of the world has charge of the post office at irot hot springs 0 ark she is mis ills florence B hawes A copy 1 ut f a 1 mild admonition which she c caused aused to be placed upon the lie wall of tier her office has been sent to the di doad id letter office the notice is headed in large display isa type A careless family qunties aunties Autt ios letters failed to reach her because father forgot 0 to address his mother put a stamp on hers sister omitted to name the post office brother name the state yet all of us blamed poor ioor uncle sam |