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Show 1 L - "' 1 ' - - i $ Hardware Lumber' Building Material $ I 11 " ' ' I! i' FULLER P5? I 8 SUMMER GOODS NOW ) I! IN STOCK c-gM y H Ice Cream F reezer3 0Xh Pj 'A Refrigerators Hto 1 $ ... Electric Fans foiW V U fij Water Bags fep $ f Drinking Cups j'l j jj 1 oVi " j.f GARDEN TOOLS Some thirigTaTTbsautiful ft simply because you ft v Five-eights Hose, Hand Cul- can't get them tivators, Rakes, Hoe3, Sprink- lets, Spades, etc. " j ii ' '. :1 i $ II Duchesne Hardware & Lumber Co. Ve merit your pitronaga by quality and service h , - wEagscBaa Hie BULL'S EYT "Editor and Qenstral ' J.-j"r WILL RCCF.R5 " ' ' l tliementby Will Hoycra, Zicu- i B ti'ld Follies antl acrcen star.and I t U.idina American humorist. II -rj comhg. yvb for tlicci. li No Governorsiiip For Mine My crjd old friend the Governor Gov-ernor of Oklahoma was in to see me at the theatre the other night. I had just had humorous mention as a candidate for that position, as they wanted to revive the Populist Party with me as the Standard Bearer. Well, the Governor showed ne what had happened to a friend of his who had been defeated for Governor Gov-ernor in our state, so he discourage me. I won't accuse him cf doing it purposely, but I12 did. His friend's campaign expenditures were as folio fol-io ws : "I kissed 6,000 babies ; helped 42 voters thrash wheat; shook hands with the entire State ; smoked 3,000 sacks of 'Bull' Durham; cut 22 cords cf wood ; helped brand C.CC3 calves; spayed 4,000 cf them; was sprinkled C times 1:1 Methodist Churches ; totally immersed in cold water in muddy creeks three times by the Baptist; went to ccn vesica in every Catholic Town; paid dues to 1 1 Synagogues ; charter msiriher of the Koly-Rcilcrs ; listened ' tJ 00 get-together Kiawanis, Lions, r.nd Rotary speeches; bought sheet and pillow slip in every Ku Klux Klan in the State; and then I wa: defeated. " 'Bull' Durham was my soh satisfaction not only during, but after election. It is the only thinj that stayed with me." P.S. There will be another piece in this paper soon. Look for it. iULL Dy mm Guaranteed by 111 Fifth Avenue, New Ycrl: Citf "'Cfonom 'fair In 90 Days or. Money Back Wome;. who wish to st-nv-lata growth of tiieir hair should use Van Liquid Scalp Massage. A Gl''Ioius cf stronj vigorous heir surely fo!loe'jJ ; consistent use, and consistent use is 1 j Lccausa Van Ess coir.es fitted w patent rubber applicator that fee treatment directly to tho roots of hair, eliminating mussy massas'iS tha fingers. And. the flexible nipP' tho npplicatoc fermz a healthy d'' c tion of blood to feed the hair f Buy your Van Eas on our 90-da t( tnen A Money bach, if . f"' |