Show I NO CHANCE TO GO WRONG Statement of Beauty Doctor May Have Been True but It Was Not Gallant William F F. Oldham bishop of at Singapore Singapore Sing Sing- talked at nt a dinner on his last visit to New York about missionary work A certain type of man he said goes about declaring that we dominant dominant dom dom- races civilize the savage age out of ot existence that existence that we do them harm Instead instead instead In in- stead of goodWell good g Well as a matter of fact tact if these cavaliers knew what I know about some tribes they would speak less confidently Some tribes are so debased debased de de- de based that to do they anything but good would hardly be possible They are in fact just like Uke the ugly woman woman woman wom wom- an wh who visited the beauty doctor This woman oman was ugly in every feature feature fea fea- ture but her nose was particularly n ugly ly That no doubt was as why she desired delred the beauty doctor to begin on it I am willing she said to pay you liberally doctor but I 1 demand In return substantial results We will start with my nose Can you guarantee guarantee guarantee guar guar- antee to make it ideally beautiful The doctor after looking attentively attentive attentive- ly at the womans woman's nose replied Well madam I cant can't sa say as to to Ideal beauty but a nose like yours I couldn't help Improving if I 1 hit it with witha a Q mallet |