Show 1 P This Wee Week I by ARTHUR BRISBANE Welcome to Einstein I Wise Super Wise Super Wise j Coolidge I Japans Japan's Mighty Growth Professor Einstein a arriving r r I v I n g In America got a noisy reception and like It His friends are mathematics mathematics mathematics mathe mathe- matics astronomy abstract thought They dont don't yell or push Reporters found it difficult to question quos clues tion Einstein knowing well that only six men in the world could understand under- under stand his answers to important questions questions ques ques- and probably no newspaper newspaperman man is Included in the six The learned professor protessor supposed to supplant Newton says the law of gravitation doesn't act everywhere everywhere- Also straight lines do meet and the Infinite universe Is not infinite It ItIs ItIs Itis Is all made of curves and so 80 comes back to the place whence It started At least that is how bow it sounds to Ig Ignorance Ignorance ignorance Ig- Ig norance which asks Professor Einstein Einstein Einstein Ein Ein- stein If u the universe isn't Infinite what Is located outside of its boundaries And If It as you ou say there was a point In past history when time actu actually llY began how do you explain that r Professor Einstein says I explain It perfectly b but t you cant can't understand the explanation What can you reply to 10 that A mouse cant can't understand a telephone telephone tele tele- phone although it hears bears the bell ringIng ringIng ringing ring- ring Ing every day In any case Einstein is a gigantic mathematical genius no doubt about that and he be is most welcome From New York he be goes to the Pacific Pacific Pacific Pa Pa- Coast where an American Professor ProCessor Professor Pro Pro- fessor Cessor Millikan discovered the cosmic ray ray another puzzle The professor will learn that this the country Is quite a continuum new wc word rd for the infinite ether In a recent issue of the Chicago Herald Examiner Herald Examiner Calvin Coolidge published an excellent short sermon on advertising Having good merchandise merchandise merchandise mer mer- chandise Is not enough said Mr CoolIdge Coolidge Coolidge Cool Cool- idge It Is Just as essential to create a desire for It That is advertising The article concludes Goods not worth advertising aro are not worth selling Wise words from a wise man Somebody else put It even more briefly If U your business isn't worth advertising advertising adver adver- advertise it for tor sale In spite of tidal waves wavu and and restricted territory census f r returns ref returns re re- turns show that thai Japans Japan's population Is b more than four million Increase increase In in- 1 crease in five years Greater Tokio with a population o of Is the worlds world's third city Including colonies Japans Japan's population population population tion is A great powerful people the Jap Jap- anese What would be their number had they been able to spread unrestricted unrestricted on our Pacific ic Coast The senate asked to push us into the League of Nations' Nations back door through the League Court is assured that amendments and reservations arranged arranged arranged ar ar- ar- ar ranged by the great lawyer Elihu Ellhu Root will give the United States all the protection that it needs The confession confession confession con con- that we should need protection is enlightening Just one one- reservation would answer every purpose It should read You nations of Europe kindly attend attend attend at at- tend to your b business siness with your League and your Courts while we at attend attend attend at- at tend to our business with our Constitution Constitution Constitution and our Supreme Court They ba have ve worked satisfactorily hitherto In far Calcutta Calcut a three Bengali gunmen forced their way to Colonel Simpson head of ot t the e Bengal prison shot and killed him and wounded another of- of of t- t fleer Two killed themselves the third tried suicide but failed Those are primitive Hindu gunmen Ours are more efficient Some time ago Nicholas Lucciano an am informer called Cheeks because because because be be- cause of his pink complexion sent three murderers to the electric chair He was one of their gang and his evidence evidence evidence evi evi- evi- evi dence saved him hini from death At 6 5 o'clock a few mornings after gunmen murdered him bim as he sat In a rant R R. A A. A Car Carrington ington Jr publisher of oi of the Oakland Post Enquirer active newspaper would like you to k know ow that Oakland doesn't propose to take any depression lying down Recently Mr Adolph broke ground for tor a anew anew anew new Oakland akland theater which is part of the building program program program pro pro- gram now under way In Oakland In county Uncle Sam starts his bis new Oakland postoffice in Janu January ry Those that can build should build with the gov government govern govern- rn- rn ment setting a a good example Washington thinks there is a probability probability probability ability of war in Europe In the next three to five years years- It might come sooner We learned I In 1914 that the crack of a pistol and arid aridI I the foolishness of rulers can start a a war as quickly as a match can start a Lire fire There e may bel be bee another pistol shot shotor or ST something like It 1930 tor Dr i g t i t IN 1 |