Show 0 AN ESSAY ON NOD MOO YEARS Little Eddie Gives His Reasons for forthe forthe forthe the Annual Holiday and Its Celebrations Noo is the time when a man mantakes mantakes mantakes takes off enuf time ter think what a afine afine afine fine feller he mite be If it he was only a Then The he makes a lot lotof lotof lotof of and stands in front of the mirror to to see if there is a halo his hed hod The pee pee- pul make are like the toys you buy In the ten sent they dont don't last long ong Another of Noo Years Is to the wine wino sellers and the cellars a ter tel celebrate On Noo eve goes downtown downtown downtown down down- town where the lites are and sit to wate Ovate for the year to brake i in When the clocks get to the rite place and al the waiters have been pado the comes In and then stands up and hol hollers ers or else blows horns Why should do this I dont don't kno it is that they dont don't want rant the year to think it has slipped in enny enny- buddy knowing it The feeling on the Noo Years Year's is responsible responsible responsible sible for menny of the Pa that if it Too Noo reso reso- lushun was kept we hafter worry vorry worry about wet and dry but as the mattur stands no buddy heers beers about eny bartenders being lade off the furst weke In Last Noo pa s sed d he would make a resolution and kepe it if ma would do the same and that each could suggest the fer the othur and ma sed all all' rite Then you youcan youcan youcan can resolve sed pa not to ask me I hav hay been when I come home late ate at nite I guess that is a good goodone goodone goodone one isn't it Eddie he sed to tome me Then ma told him what t to resol resolve e which was vas this you this you resolve not to to go at for a Pa got sore you bet and went went and got a friend to get up an to prove that hat he didn't have to live up to the being as his his nullified hers or sum sum- thing like Uke that There was a strained in owr OWl howse for sum time Ime time and now if there are eny Noo they are voluntary a flares The thing about Noo for fora or a boy is that it is the last day of Christmus and for a man that hat It is the day that the bile bila come in n. n I am too young to go to runts to welcum in the but I am amold amold amold old enuf to know that the best reso reso- to make are to resolve not noto notto notto to o do things I do |