Show J S JJ m FAVORABLE INDICATIONS i I i it t i OG DO la Is he careful with his money I dont don't know I never saw him handle any of It Too Bad He motored out to take the tha air V And felt he really reany must V But mut swifter cars were everywhere everywhere- He merely took the dust Fair Warning the tho d daughter who Papa dear said was beginning to carry weight for age you must not worry because Leander Is going to marry mo me and take tako me away flam you uNa Nay nay daughter replied the fond parent a little thing like that Isn't going to get me expelled from the Dont Worry club but if he ever does anything that will wUl cause you to move your trunk back home homo Ill I'll certainly do him bodily injury Cause for Satisfaction Why did you listen so patiently to hard luck story I was bored to death It It possessed an e eL rt qt t of novelty for me I dont don't t see why For the first time in weeks I 1 came out lout a winner in the poker game last night that started out this morning trying to borrow b 10 Strictly Literal A young oung girl was talking to a friend lot of o the illness of a society matron to whom both were devoted Why asked the girl do they thet want to get a a surgeon from another city for that operation op op- said the oration 1 I understand friend that there Is no specialist si here ito tto do it ft But Insisted the girl that the they told me at the hospital trouble was purely local loca Some Understanding I Rankin I understand a number of Shakespeare's plays are to be present present- ted fed on the screen I I hope they play Hamlet Why I am curious to see how the movie Stars will tackle Hamlets Hamlet's soliloquy tin in pantomime Hint flint Lost Miss Stinger certainly does get things mixed when she t to quote What do you think ehe she said today when the dear children got Into the parlor while she was calling What she say Children should be clean not r smeared A Natural Puzzle JIt It is queer that Gwendolyn cant can't get in the upper set She's such a ar r duck of at a girl Then she ought to be he able to get Unto the swim A A NARROW ESCAPE 0 00 J She She She-Is Is it true that you said my face tace was enough to make a man climb a fence 1 He Well He-Well Well I er of course if the man was on the other side of ot the dencer dence if ence r s J I A Lucky Capture Gee hes he's a luck lucky y cop Hows that He arrested a fellow last night for l leaving his car on the wrong side of ot the street and when he got him to the l station he discovered he was a notorious no no- If burglar f r V A Financial Difficulty Seaweed has been found to be pro pro- llo 1100 in fuel oil But if it they organize a company to exploit it wont won't they first have havo to the th water er out ot of tho the stock I PLACING THE LEAD Well doctor will the operation cure me We are not in a position always t to guarantee a cure Well will it give mo me a measure ol ot of health 7 Undoubtedly but you 1 0 must not ask too much Is asking to live too much You cannot live without the oper open Can I live with It There Thero Is a chance Well VeIl theres there's a chance without it it itI I certainly not have said it All the same Ill I'll take it Im I'm from Wall street Judge Overheard In Cambria Welsh Porter excitedly See excitedly See there Is Davit Lloyd George look you Calm Passenger Well Passenger Well what about aboul it Welsh Porter Porter But But it is Lloyd Lloyd- George himself the himself the minister of munitions munitions munitions muni muni- Calm Passenger Passenger Well Well I 1 dont don't care Hes He's not the Almighty Welsh Port Porter Porter Porter-No r-No r No but but he is la only a young man yet look you you you- 1 Passing Show A Giddy Cre Creature ture You say Miss fell in love with young because he Is so light on his feet Yes But Dut surely she doesn't suppose aman a B aman man of that sort will be able to pro pro- provide provide vide a good homo home for her Oh she wont won't need a home ome She expects to spend most of her time In cabarets ECONOMICAL ARRANGEMENT oo Father Father And And did you see the cow milked while you were in the country Willie Yes Willie Yes its it's got spring faucets hat that you cant can't leave running Quitters Sometimes hes he's rather far tar to seek- seek Tl e rhe man who shows a winning streak AlthougH one sees at every glance The he chaps who say Bay they've had no DO chance A Just Grievance More discriminatory legislation 1 Confound the luck exclaimed the themo mo motorist the trouble Another ordinance is proposed to safeguard pedestrians Why they're so 10 so pampered now they act as If it they thought bought the streets belonged to them Not Quite Are all branches of the army appropriately appropriately ap ape armed 1 Of course Why do you ask 1 Bec Because use I am sure the cavalry hasn't horse pistols An Ideal Old made his young wife an ideal husband in the good and merr merry life Ufe he ho gave her ner How was that First he made her a good husband hus- hus band jand and then he made her a merry widow Shouldn't Despair She called me an abysmal brute Dont be cast down son Some Somo women cant can't resist that type of man If she was not referring to your table you manners may stand a pretty good chance to win her yet His Feat A marine artist can do something nobody else has ever eV r succeeded in do do- ing lag that 1 Making oil all and water mix Passing Inadvertence Republics are ungrateful y remarked remarked re re- marked the gloomy citizen Not ungrateful replied r tor Sorghum only a little careless and forgetful at times Umes Great Scheme Wh Why are you staring at those lunchroom lunch room chairs See that broad arm ann on which to set food toad 7 Well V ell 7 Im going to have that set duplicated rated In mahogany for afternoon teas Information Wanted Little Lemuel Say Lemuel Say paw Paw Well Paw Well what is it ft son Bon 1 Little Lemuel Lemuel-Do Lemuel Do the Cuban women wom wow en w wear ar Havana wrappers all tho the yeas year round |