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Show UINTAH EASIN RECORD THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE j Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young .about: The Good Old Days. calif. Santa monica, pen in hand to HAVE T'SO SRECAL Synthetic Imitations. STOPPED at a wayside advertising pure orange juice; theres one every few rods. Next to autograph hunters, oranges are the commonest product of California. The drink was the right color. But there didnt seem to be any orange in it. The best you could say for it was that probably its mother had been badly frightened by an orange. I made inquiry, and an expert told me some roadside venders not many, but some were peddling an essence compounded of chemical flavoring and artificial extracts because it kept better than the genuine article. I thought America had reached tops in the gentle arts of substitution and adulteration when we began making pumpkin pies out of squash and maple syrup out of corn stalks and buckwheat flour out of a low grade of sawdust anyhow, it tastes like that and imported English sole out of the lowly flounder and scallops out of skate fins. But when, In a land where a strong man couldnt tote a dollars worth of oranges on his back, there are parties selling synthetic imitations well, just let the east equal that magnificent stroke of merchandising enterprise! PCQTV BE SiNDiN A CAR High and Dry 9 By WnUrt Nmfapw and 'TiS Pourin' raikI Unto OH! IT IS FE-- oi Hope will these vex kape TiS il J V HERE Ol BE, A BAD uoiewT HAVIN' t T'eo BE AN' READY j Z.nrr sepseant Cocy fer. dootv PRY ER. ) I DESK IS SICK hU? - Poor Little Rich Men. take time off to pity the Lf poor little rich man who owns a g large but lonesome yacht. During the depression, the species grew rare there were money lords then who hardly had one yacht to rub against another but, with better days, a fresh crop lines the coasts. No matter how rich, the owner feels he must use his floating palace. He may be content with a saucer of processed bran and two dyspepsia tablets, but no yacht crew yet ever could keep soul and body together on anything less than double sirloins. So he goes cruising and gosh, how he does dread it! For every yachtsman who really gets joy out of being afloat, there usually is another to whom the great heart of the nation should go out in sympathy. You almost expect to find him putting ads in the paper for guests who can stand the strain; everything provided except the white duck pants. T polish dauber is anleli lent tool for blacking stoves ' f Cabbage Cooked with Two cups milk, six cups shredfc d cabbage, cup milk J cream, tw'o tablespoons mHtoi butter, two tablespoons flour teaspoon salt Heat milk and cabbage in it two minutes. Add milk or cream, flour blended one-thir- Curse of Progress MORNING EXERCISES By GLUYAS WILLIAMS n Endearment "Have you endeared yourself to the people?" "In one sense of the word," answered Senator Sorghum. "Im afraid I have. Some folks out home are saying that legislation I have helped to put through Is going to cost more than its worth. Washington Star. Before Iler Of StmiTfS das is TUT Morning WWTS WAS 60IAS fo S1A.HT SSC&N5, HF stis LIP AKD ClOSlSWJDOW PTCirttHTMIMlM wmwAhroRfHE TR It WHILE oihTbftra CL1MM ssssra. skt,mh 6 DEfCClStt n Time "Grandma," exclaimed a very modern young lady, who was engaged to a man with old fashioned ideas, "can you tell me what this is Hert has given me? "Why, bless my soul!" said grandma. "Its a thimblel" Stray Stories Magazine. n repKS rTCW wmns INPtP TaSPApiAUR It tLT Warm (Copyright ST"J7S Clf AW mi t, Fuflf luvtS. Tk. k.n JUMPS LpaiID PRlSV' W Twcnts MIS Tots , IRTET Tir.tS trUStvEPVONE Ht MFlfS MC'aI fnPOuf.M will tuf ' TtftS, WNU IBVIN S. COBB. Service. i that four minutes, endeen -- ni A butter and salt. Cook for three o stirring constantly; ca da, Sh je. jeasure aon. Cooking Rhubarb-Rhub- disliked by some its acidity. of is1 arb people because But this can CISCO quan es flout stewed the ordinary way. This method is only recommended to anybody who dislikes ordinary stewed rhubarb, as tfye healthful salts are cooked Custard Sauce One cups scalded milk, teaspoon salt, and one-ha- one-ha- lf Mannei cjentin oe anc er wh . Mat ang an yolks of two eggs. Beat eggs slightly, add sugar and salt; stir constantly while adding gradually the hot milk. Cook in double boil- er till mixture thickens, chill and flavor. idikes after r refuse Tis and , rated. Victo boiled in it vull of the pan. f Rollers The washing m- achines can be kept clean wash-- by to sr ench rung sh f clulu. within it comes once in to be seized or neglect-e- d case may be, bu1 an power, waiting to be( used. There may.be a certain time in life when we see before us a roaf so wide that we can see Succesr in the distance, but, nevertheless! small pat home momovhic The radio entertains us, the newspapertlie which keeps us informed. . . anc modern household appliances, the first aids and home remedies standing by in our medicine erne to help us in minor oi gencies. AH are achievements researc comforts. modernto scientific us by our local brought chants. distys fi .c and .tin api meet, in how siren of CHAP Some r ceded, nen s wome eUlerr hui atin And our enjoyment of life certainly owes a lot to Consider our dern science. dern have fi e the best, - to goes Ids fi jhave Science and the Home L' AST, West, homes Vic I Sh. er ned. V j? m th ana ha supper, .t arrive a Farme Jng oldt v awaiting us outside our doors. And who knows but that the small pati may have a hand in it not bemanv yards away and success seen actually nearer than that the wide road. Elsie L. Taylor A- ous of v teUs S It is not a thing .hat there is always some rave n Sunday nan Poo i of a lifetime time that has not opportunity nt later ! Wait for Opportunity Is a Misleading Maxim h Keats ts I WNU Service. t Magda e nursi Keats, a bril r by wo ppled is ! ing with kerosene. ever-prtse- take i Cleaning Rubber a lifetime, as the pr night Coffee-Ho- no a Vic ly me Storing Tea and supplies of tea and coffee will keep their flavor longer if stored J in stone jars. There is er, -- not boil over the top rubber wringers on has da Boiling Sirup If the saucepan is well buttered around the too sirup that is being to jghter her sh sna sot friend cup svanilla teaspoon lf later i ada th one-quart- er ugar, v ek befi 1 twice of ove strained before being lost when the fruit is i down j them ,s lor t .'or bel erdeen considerably reduced if the fruit is covered with cold water, brought to the boil and then ET us Problems on Wheels. A MERICAS newest problem rx Boes on wheels. One prophet 1938 says by therell be A million trailers and three million people aboard them. Roger Babson raises the ante within twenty years, half the population living in trailers and all the roads clogged. So soon the trailer-fac- e is recognizable. It Is worn by Mommer, riding along behind, while Popper smiles pleasantly as he drives the car in solitary peace getting away from it alL Have you noticed how many trailer widows there are already? But as yet nobody reckons with the chief issue: think of the in creasing mortality figures when the incurable speed bug discovers that not only may he continue to mow down victims with head-oassaults, but will garner In many who escaped his frontal attack by sideswipes of the hilehed-omonster that is swinging and at his rear like a drunken lunging elephant on a rampagel To catch em going and coming-t- hat should be a motor maniacs dream of earthly joy. ictoria I had 1 2 sea-goin- Flayground "In heavens name, asked the prospector, "why did you come out into the middle of this dried-up- , barren, territory to build a home? There isnt a tree within 100 miles of you?" "What else could I do? The wife was dead set on learning to drive the carl Fhiladelphla Inquirer. e ri ft c!ott jil-mil- k WE By Ted O'Loughlin Brightening piano K colored piano keys can b by r.bbmg dampened with alcohof Tinting Milk When smalI write Uncle Sams check for dren refuse to drink look I that next installment, requirements, tinting longingly backward to what milk with vegetable coloSg8 tte; Im sure was the golden age For ' Blacking Stoves , of our generation. d soon shoe It was the decade that began after the turn of the century and ended with 1914. . Kings lolled securely on comfy thrones and dictatorships in strong nations were undreamed of. Without shaking the foundations of the financial temple, Teddy Roosevelt was filing the alligator teeth of predaIrvin S. Cobb tory wealth. People laughed at the mad suggestion that there could ever be another great war let alone a world war. With suffrage in prospect, women were going to purify politics. Taxes were a means unto an end and not the end of our means. Standards of living climbed faster than did the costs of living. Automobiles were things to ride In at moderate speed, not engines to destroy human life with. Millions actually believed that. If prohibition by law ever became effective, drunkenness would end and crime decrease. Yes, Im sure those were indeed the happy days the era when the Twentieth Century limited started running and W. J. Bryan stopped. FINNEY OF THE FORCE Household Quesion There a Quer toria c But it u hard ided sq ell you ngging 1 you inger run for For t m one was ther's ence. 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