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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD ImA Bell ( ES IN SLaK GEORGE ADE By Syndicate K! 9 Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS e By OtborM Minnw Uaia J Quiet, Please WaAwm YH- - i V ." I W1 V . S MATTER POP W-- . '" I Ho, Kids! Heres Something to Do About Dirtv Faces! C By j M. PAYNE For the First Time That Year the Car Was Obeying the Doing Less Than 25. out on State Road 23 direct Shoot to Bald R they would have Lunebe one wrould be speaking else by that time. A SAD MEAL STEPPING ON IT there Law ' a a Group packed a Motor Car. They were out for Relaxation and they were going to find it by We will always insist I whizzing to a Point 300 Miles dis- Poindexter had no way 0! tant and then turning around and about the New Stone ben beating It back Home. Icho and Whiffingdale ort't Notwithstanding which It Is said made necessary by the Br that People live longer than they out between Milton's fit used to live. Sassafras Ridge. There were two Captains on At the very Moment trf Board. One was the should have been unpad Lad at the Wheel, who thought that Luncheon Basket under tie every stretch of Good Road was Bald Rock, while merry if part of the Indianapolis Speedway. echoed through the Glen P The other Mrs. Henry Glbble, whose natured Quips leaped free Husband had paid for the Car just Lip they were, as Mr. Glbi twice what a dandy Queen Anne ward described it, helkj, Cottage would have cost before tween Froncevllle and ' Lumber went up. Mr. Gibble thought Corners, on a Dirt Road tin he was the Captain but he was only seen a Scraper since the Cl the Cabin Boy. They wouldnt even As far as the Eye could tea; let him hold the Road Map. was a verdant Expanse I The others who had embarked rushes. For the first time Ji were three in Number, as follows: the Car was obeying the Estelle, only daughter of the Gib was doing less than 25. n hies, who held the Worlds Record If the Noonday Lunchet a for 475 times In one promptly at 3 p. m. carried in Day. eral Gloom of a childs fai Herbert Poindexter, supposed to was because Mr. and Mr be almost engaged to Estelle beand Miss Peevy could not b cause he looked Aristocratic and to say a Word. They were was a heavenly Hoofer, even if he hoping that Estelle won was on Salary. i marry Mr. Poindexter. Miss Leonora Peevy, unmarried EVERYTHING FELLFi sister of Mrs. Gibble a Positive EVEN A TIRE Character who held back nothing Is It said that the Tran j except her True Age. That made six in All and any Railway, running half ws Globe from ICowchuct good might have dis- the e covered that no two of them were vosizovlth Is the longest World In Road the on away agreed anything not even EvoGibble Expedition, In lution. 1 For Instance the Chauf felt that from Bald Mountain to It where when he was doing less than 95 he haha, they purpoi was chilling his Tires. ing the night at a wellk serves er' CONFIDENCE AND IGNORANCE sort Hotel 'which fresh from the Can, got on Estelle always said that 80 miles marked Highway and an Hour was a reasonable Clip. there for Weeks and Weel Mr. Poindexter said that when he Mr. Gibble will always L traveled above GO he could feel his he wrote for Reservation Brain Substance turning to Jell. thinks that he mailed t3' As for Mrs. G. she couldnt see ter. Nevertheless when tt 1 any sense in doing more than 50. Outca' d stained and Mr. Gibble would have stayed themselves grouped In the , around 40 all the time if he had flee, like a Huddle of I w been permitted to give Directions, Immigrants, the Unpopular,,, which he was not. had been lavished upon Miss Peevy had read a great deal dexter was transferred by 10 about Motor Accidents. Every time 4 to 1, to dl Henry and he she crawled into a a Come-BacIn his System3 nurry-Up- , s8' she expected to be killed Finally, about an Hour before she got back. Dance was over, the Woo The Law said that any one who were shown to a Cottage on traveled along at better than 25 while Mr. Poindexter and 1st miles could be yanked up and tried. occm e Father-In-La' Be that as It mny, the Clbbles in the laundry. and their two Victims got away at E When they started for 9:05, which was almost on Sclied' A. M. It was Mrs. G. who nle. The Starting Time had been orders and so she was set for 7 :03, so that they could get when the Speed Cop got to Bald Rock In time for the Noon-da- outside of Jimpson HeiglT. Luncheon. had six Witnesses who test It seemed that Estelle had some they were creeping along1 Trouble getting her s to 15 Miles per Hour, so tb)a) match and Mr. Poindexter sat for soaked them $28 and an Hour, in a Brown Study, looking were out on the Road a', at his Collection of Ties and trying Engine and Miss Peevy to, make a Selection. a Knock. 2, After the Old Folks had sat In It had to be one of the the Car, silent and motionless, for that went flat. The man ( () what seemed to be a Couple of rage had guaranteed It Days, taking the Morning Sun in Miles, which Explanation the Eye the two Jovial Juveniles to satisfy every one except and hoped that they hadnt Mrs. Gibble, Alisa iwy !an kept anyone waiting. How lucky It Poindexter. rt Is that Looks cannot kill! The Shades of Night Just as they crossed the Town fast when the joy riding E, s Limits and passed Into the Agrieul-tuia- l through a quiet Village District, Mrs. 0. asked, la a 50 Silica from a Bath-TuTone suggesting that she wanted No one had anything tr f) cither Information or on Argument, any one Else except what j Well, what Root are we going to hie was handing to the 5h ((, take? fectlve who paid her Bills. , t Mr. Poindexter, bursting with she said cannot be ios(,rt)tn Confidence and Ignorance, said that with ns the Newspaper u IN0 he had heard, somewhere, that by Article Is limited as to SP re, bearing over toward Mutehburg and MORAL: Automobiles rnit, following the IUvcr Road through nate Distance but Not IE Hansom and Wems, you would come ture. ONCE Tleasure-Seeker- was s to 1 high-price- d Nose-Dabbin- g i Mind-Read- red-eye- 1 r high-powere- d k to-b- t Mutual Concessions dare to ask for the hand of my daughter and a few years ago you were ball boy at our tennis club? Yes, sir. I said to myself. He may be a poor tennis player but that does not prevent his being a -- Y'ou Eye-Brow- - 15 Ball! Employer Youve attended the funerals of two grandmothers in the last month, and now you want oft to bury another. How do you get that way? Oftlce Boy Well, boss, the doctor was wrong In both cases. IMay f HAVlNO IE Nice cry oof OH GRASS, Nof BECAUSE S THE MATTER fiuf (WW HE WAN ft tt jgsf - C'EOROC.WwO FRiRES tfeftft UWOFfiEORoE HIM BVfHRoWiNS SfoNES WroTOE LAKE SO HE CAN SEE JflE SflAoH ( 6EORtE, HNVN6 iHPOWN MWf STINES, Shows SIGNS OF WANf NS to (JNCUE A GREAT Not a Vacation Prospect My boy, said the if you keep or as professor, you have started and study hard, you may be President of the United States some day. Yes, replied the young man, gloomily; "and then Pll have to start in and study a whole lot UHflE Himself on his wav' wifn children, comes oof to cheer him up SW UNCLE ft lAN SV DOWN oncie sronoE muhws well JOSf A FEW t-- DUE AND DOWN TO WORK B6AIH l.t HD 7 Tb. Il, ,m ( HmONS TO sec very Hof, anp smaft RR THE H0052 icpr INEIi GLOME NlOttERS HIS IS SEttlNfr THUS AND ARM UNCLE UP 6E0RGE 616HS, and Throws some fir's MORE STONE'S at IasT ua e geuR6E EaHhUSTED. QOiFfiY waktep 60ES WHICH po 15 ON leaws CRYING WHAT HE HNywA |