Show The Aurora Borealis OFFICIAL CAMP NEWS CCO COMPANY NUMBER 2910 Meon Lake Camp F 37 On The Little Yellowstone Edited by Howard vard O Driscoll Camp Surgeon We Ve ar ara ars happy to report th the ac ac- to the executive branch of this camp of the genial Mr C C. C. C WallIngford I as camp surgeon No you may take laJa your hands from your pockets as he is not 11 related mated in any sense to that other genial Wallingford Wallingford- the famous Rufus J. J His disposition however however however how how- ever is equally as ns sunny He radiates radiates radiates rad rad- smiles and good fellowship It took very few hours of his initial in- in day In camp to be met by byall byall byall all the lads and to make every boy feel that a very excellent friend as well as a capable administer administer administer ad ad- minister had come amongst us us He Ho ds a veteran ran of both bOUl the Spanish-American Spanish and the World wars But girls sad to relate he heis heis heis is very thoroughly married We Ve Weare Weare are unanimous in the wish that Dr Wallingford's Il ord's stay with us b bi a long one on as we realize from experienced observation that it will be for us at least a happy one c C. C cC G C c cI I 7 1 Curiosity is indeed a very dangerous dangerous dangerous dan dan- vic vice But not being cats we feel that we may risk the tile query as ns to why our canteen en clerk Half Halfton ton Chamberlain has taken to the tha th skipping rope The desire for more sublime curves cannot and must not be the cause A careful and minute Suf survey ey of both maids and matrons throughout the vale re reveal rel l nothing so supple and rounded as our own O Tiny's pulchritude tude There is not a single arc are known to spherical geometry that our clerk cleric does not aun vaunt t to toa toa toa a jealous world So why the skipping skipping skipping skip skip- ping His grace of movement is idyllic His cuts cute voluptuousness may well be the envy y of the finest I roller bearings The nymphs from the forests orests of fairyland we Ve pray for and hope that they may ay never become disillusioned concerning their own agility ag and loveliness So the tha question remains what remains what is his ambition Man may attain only certain heights Tiny has reached ched the zenith so in as beauty of form fonn is concerned Unless Unless Unless Un Un- less he tosses away the skipping rope rape angles angloo and jaggedness present present present pre pre- sent for him a gloom future e. If ho insists upon his frenzied daily dance we can but wash our hands of him Amen Am c C c Snow Happiness abounds supreme at atthe atthe lh the Moon Lake Camp Th The reason of course being the recent snow snowfall fall To this group of fellows who have never seen any snow at the tire camp till this morning it was ind indeed d a very glorious sight when we rose from our bunks and saw sawa a blanket of nio white snow The fellows rushed from theIr barracks bar baT barracks racks with shouts of happiness Hardly waiting to dress they jumped out into the snow overJoyed overjoyed over over- Joyed by the f feel fael l of the coolness of its it's fluffy texture We fellows have mostly all be- be been ben n recruited from in and about Utah and andIe we Ie ha have never never- had the privilege privilege privilege lege of sawing Sc-eing any snow and having having hav hav- ing gone through a dry winter like we have hav-e experienced with no moisture falling we ara ars indeed grateful for this snow Even trio tho o oit it is light it may melt ere the day pass passes c C c cOh cOh Oh Yeah Is U this s camp damp going to break up Are we going to move will we move And numerous other questions have bEl been bothering tho the minds of most of the enrollees of this camp De Desirous Irous of giving the tho I fellows information along this line your correspondent corre recently visited visit visit- ed led I d a fortune teller r who informed ma mes that she could tell me a number number number num num- ber of things that would not happ happen hap hap- p pen n to this company within the the- thenet next net month In all faim fairness s I must pass them on to you This company is not going to move to South Africa rica Adolph Hit Hit- I ler ter will not hot take command of the company compan We Ve arc are not going to have girls do the cooking nor the tabla table waiting in tills this camp Tho The government go is not going to give every fellow a Blue Serge suit to 10 wear on the work vork project Neither will every fellow be furnished with a Ford to travel to and from town It is 13 also improbable that each ch man will even be allowed a Packard We Ve are not to expect fried chicken and ice cream for every every- meal And the men are not going to be allowed to to sleep till noon They are not going to pave the he roads from Duchesne to this camp nor are we going to begin on tho the construction of a steam steamship steamship rt am ship larger than The Queen Mary Santa Claus Glaus Is 18 not going to visit I I this his company Our basket ball team earn will not participate in the Olympic games in Berlin BerJin John Prince Brince and Neil Wilcox are not going joing to qt quit t stepping women and last ast but not least this company is s not going to start putting out outa a daily paper the size of the New NewYork NewYork NewYork York Times c C c clIon Men Ion Three square meals a day A Alace place lace to live A chance to learn Steady employment and sure pay These seemed to look good to most of the fellows of this company when we lined up to receive our pay for the month and to make a decision To stay o or not to stay About ninety out of the one hundred hundred hundred hun hun- dred twenty five who are in this camp decided to stay and so signed sign sign- ed up again for the n next period c eCe C c Forestry News The purchased last week by Elmer Roberts seemed rather lonesome up here hare alone among so many Chevrolets Chevrolet Believing Believing Believing Be Be- lieving in being kind even Cven to motor cars Jr Forester Miller purchased hum him a car of the same make maka to b ba be a pal to the lonesome on one c C c Public Enemy One ThIr Thirteen n is an unlucky number Such has been the conclusion ol of many men Sir Thomas Cat head mouser of this camp was of the same conclusion last w week k after ater reading in the Aurora Borealis that there theres were thirteen dogs in camp He decided that ha he must do something about it so he set o out t warily to plan his procedure He first thought of taking vengeance out on Rodney How How- However v. v r after due consider consideration tion ho he concluded that it was not fair to make our work Supt feel badly again In turn he thought of Nell Kitty Sooner and Mouse but some obstacle obstacle ob ob- ob- ob stacle was in his way In each case Friday night after an evening of or tatting around however he had his chance chanc Sn Sneaking king in to the unguarded unguarded unguarded un un- guarded box he found tha the two children of Kitty and it was but buta a moments moment's work worl to start them themon on their Journey from which they will never ne l return turn and thereby ha ho eliminated th the possibility of any sad ad du due to the ex- ex istance of the unlucky thirteen c CC C c I F 37 Slowly Diminishing For some reason which our aged veterans and others would like to become aware of wa we seem to be getting fewer in numbers of late Maybe a longing for civilization is setting in on us or perhaps a whole II migration gration of jobs have suddenly sprung sprong up At any rate we wo will have to do some tall soliciting or we may dwindle down to nothing The Tho going out boys seem to be bethe bethe bethe the heaviest in Barracks three although al although although al- al though Barracks two is affected nearly as bad Leo Larson our Cat driver has left for other journeys Ross Roos J. J Anderson Jed and Keith Bailey Bailey Bailey Bail Bail- ey Delmar Butt Don Pingree Morgan Harrison Joe Joa Luck all from Barracks three have left Others who have bid us good-bye good are Frank Baudack Dick Newsome Newsome Newsome New- New some Ed Fred Cox assistant assistant as as- leader Bernell Hatch Marvin Ashleman Lee McArthur Terrance Westley Mervin LaVar Shumway and Robert Turner Turner Turner Tur Tur- ner army clerk We Ve have reluctantly said farewell farewell farewell fare fare- well to these fellow workers and we wish vish them all the th-e success a alife alife alite life lite can hold We Ve have one consolation left If we get a group of new rookies in the future they will certainly not suffer because of lack of a up bang-up initiation |