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It 'CHAPPED yoW is, of Discusses Life of Coachs Wife Mrs. Noble Kizer, wife of the Purdue football coach uho has kept the Boilermakers near the top of the Big Ten standings since he first became head coach, has been induced to tell readers her reactions to being the wife of a successful mentor. She is Hugh Bradley's guest columnist. By MRS. NOBLE KIZER Lafayette, Ind. When Mr. Bradley asked me to tell, from my viewpoint, how it feels to be the wife of a football coach I must confess I was rather flustered and did not know where or how to begin. The thought of writing a column for a great newspaper audience was over, because whelming, particularly there was no precedent for such an article. Then I . remembered that wives of professional men had expressed their reactions In print before and I did not feel like a lonely pioneer. You see, football coaching Is as much of a profession as medicine, law or engineering, requiring the same training special and knowledge and making for the same problems for the wives. Football Is strictly a man's game or business and a coachs wife Is supposed to be neither seen nor heard during the season. Ive tried to follow that principle at Furdue, although there is a legend on the camps that I was Indirectly responsible for the greatest season the university ever had. My oldest son, Richard Alien, was born in the morning of the game with Michigan in 1929. That afternoon Purdue went into the last quarter losing by 16 6 and came out of it winning, 3016, after having scored four quick touchdowns. The team then went on to finish the season undefeated and untied, the Western Conference Ever since that time champion. Richard and I have been regarded as unofficial mascots of the team. Furdue and football have been connected with my' family for several years now. My sister Esther is a graduate of Purdue and later mar-rie- d Hip Miller, Navy coach, who played on the line with Noble at Notre Dame on the Four Horsemen team of 1924, although Rip and Noble were two of Sevthe en Mules. Fm glad that Navy and Furdue do not meet In football, for such a game would strain family relations a little bit, I fear. Football coaches are supposed to be pretty grouchy, difficult people I during the season, but as far as know I cant say that Is true. Noble worries, of course, before a big game when the team Is not going too well, although he tries to ap pear unconcerned to me all the , time. court-martia- court-martia- ls ... l. Sonny Workman Is Best Whip Jockey will tell you that Sonny Workman is the best whip rider since Snapper Garrison. Yet one of the best performances ever seen at a local track Mas his hand riding of King Saxon In the Continental Handicap at Jamaica. . , . More than 323,000 words were filed by the experts during the third day Old-time- N t'L'i.eFf ( lOOtf of the World series, 220,000 of them going over the wires during the game. . . . Although most athletes lose weight during a season of competition, Ted Coy, one of the hardest-working fullbacks of all times, used to gain five pounds or more each season. . . . Coy, Incidentally, never used to dropldck with his toe as do most kickers. He met the ball with his instep Just as If he was punting. Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs, is the cleanest and best managed of all major league baseball parks, with Yankee stadium ranking second. . . . Fred Frick, son of the National league president, is a baseball fan but probably will try out for the golf team at DePauw university. . . . The New York state racing commission is on the pan again. Joseph E. WIdener Is confiding that he no longer will fight for parimutuels In New York and so persons fostering the cause must seek a new angel Jimmy Archer, perhaps the greatest of all catchers, was one former ball player who had trouble mak- -' Ing up his mind which team to root for at the World series. Archer caught for the Tigers against the Cubs in the 1907 series. One year later he was catching for the Cubs Abe Stark, against the Tigers. who has high hopes of becoming Assemleader of the Twenty-thirwas bly district in Brooklyn, once a basketball star. He excelled for the Royal Five, the Celtics of their time. . . . Donald Budge, the ten ... d Some Advantages j apply aoothind, Kola I um. 7 1 FhjiMenl Rw. lit ' VOU tried fhe MTH0UTin4 LIQUID J,or Scolds? Alenlholatum ointment oolhin comfort need more than cosmetics Beauty nf $kia cornel from wiiiiia.Vv hen con tipationcioji$theporeJ tvnh intestinal wanes, CLFANbB lNlfcR-NA1Xwith Garfield Tea. Helps tellers tbs clorfted system yoHrdrun stars 2 5c & tOc I thought he was In fer an comfortable season last year when Rice defeated Furdue in the openold ing game by 140 and then his 7. IS won by Notre Dame, school, to failed Furdue In the Rice game score a point for the first time In 43 straight games and lost Its first ferenre oppogame to a non-Conent since 1930, Nobles first year as head coach. I could almost hear the wolves howling In the distance, but everything was all right when the team defeated Wisconsin, Carnegie Tech, Chicago, Iowa, Fordham and Indiana to finish In a tie with Minnesota for the Big Ten chnm plonshlp. Since 1930, when Noble wae pro moted from line coach, ho has had few occasions to worry. In that time Purdue hae won 38 games, cf them by 1 tied 2 and lost n 62 point There are advantages to compen sate for the worry a football coach and his wife suffers. I lo not think I would have seen New York, the most fascinating city In the world to me last year or this If Furdue hail not scheduled a game with Fordham It has been my luck, also, to see the sailors go aloft to take in sail, and the way they scoot around up there in the rigging just about takes my breath away. I wouldnt risk my life climbing around on those masts for any a safety amount of money. But If I did, by golly, Fd want to belt strapped around the mast, and have a firemans net spread out down at the bottom, waiting for me to fall Into 1L Certainly I wouldnt want to repeat the performance of Richard O. Malmberg, for this lad didnt do a thing but go playing around in the rigging of a sailing vessel In his sleep. All through his childhood, Dick Malmbergs parents had trouble with him because of that habit he had of walking In his sleep. When he grew up and went to sea, Dick thought hed outgrown the habit But well read this yam and see for yourself. g in Strange Southern Seas. Dicks first trip to sea was on the bark Birnia, bound for the South Sleep-Walkin- African coast with a load of lumber. It was In the late fall of 1905, and the Birma was ploughing through the seas off the cape of Good Hope when he took a notion all unbeknownst to himself to take another one of those somnambulatory strolls of his. And since Dick didnt know anything about It till along toward the end, well have to tell the first part of this yarn as it was seen by the skipper, the mate and the helmsman of the Birma. It was the mate who first noticed something strange flitting about In the the rigging. It was. a clear, moonlight night and in the half-ligh- t mate thought it was a ghost. a silent, white It was climbing out on the upper top gallant yard-arfigure that moved and acted like a man. At first, the mate thought he might be creating that figure In his own imagination. sail had broken loose and Part of the main upper was flapping and clapping in the wind, and the mate wasnt quite sure but that the figure he thought he saw was Just another bit of flapping sair-clotHe called the attention of the helmsman to the thing, and asked him what he thought of it. "sj. EATS OATMEAL TO heart. The rogue's gallantries with women had made him a romantic hero among the people, writes Walter Fogg In One Thousand Savings of History." On one occasion he held up the coach of a lady and returned booty worth 300 when she agreed to dance a with him on the moonlit heath. Undoubtedy she was one of the high born dames who afterward hurried to condole with him In prison and who pleaded so tearfully with Charles II for his life that the king would have pardoned him but for Judge Morton, who made short shrift of every road agent who fell under his jurisdiction. The judge threatened to res'g'n unless Duval got the rope, so he was executed at Tyburn HELP KEEP FIT It may be one of Nature's lowest cost foods, but lucky is the boy or girl who gets it for breakfast every morning. Many are nervous, poor in appetite, system out of order, because their daily diets lack enough of the precious Vitamin B for keeping fit Few things keep them back like a lack of this protective food element. So give everyone Quaker Oats every morning. Because in addition to its generous supply of Vitamin B for keeping muscle and fit, it furnishes g ingredients. Tor about JaC pet dish. Start serving it tomorrow for a test. Quaker Oats has a wholesome, luscious appeal to the appetite. Flavory, surpassingly good. All grocers supply it. cou-rant- e (January food-energ- body-buildin- nut-lik- e, 21, 1070). Refore he became the captain of an outlaw band Duval had been page of the duke of Richmond. lie was taken prisoner on one of Ills dar ing visits to London when he dallied too long with wine. lEiff poor condition it due to loci of Vitamin B IN VITAMIN B FOR KEEPING nis notable, is one of the worlds Ho most accomplished sleepers. can slumber for 16 hours at a stretch. Charles who, In addition to being a director In 23 corA. McCulloch ll porations and receiver for the interests, Is chairman of the board at the Arlington race-tracbelieves that the turf needs a Will a Judge Hays, a Hugh Johnson or Landis. He says, rightly, that the present abuses of too many tracks and too many racing days must eventually wreck the sport unless some national system of control Is adopted. Bill Terry Is the easiest on bats of the National league heavy hitters. He uses only three or four a season while Cuyler and Babe Herman each wreck from 75 to 100 bats. That largely Is because KIM and Babe hit numerous halls with the end of the bat whllo Terry usually connects somewhere close to the trade mark. In-Bu- FIT... lc wsrth cf Queen Had Woman Printer Quaker Oats Relieved to be the only woman equals 3 cakes of Fresh Yeast irlnter In the country to hold loyal Warrant, Miss Marlon Clarke, who combined printing with a toy ind model-boa- t shop in Bath road, Cowes, died recently at the age of Quaker and Mothers Oats are the same It Is recorded In the Lon dxty-ondon. Daily Telegraph. . Miss Clarke, Work a Career when a girl, was apprenticed to Every man who thinks of his work local printer and afterward began ns a career will go farther. on her own account, setting business An Angel Walks the Good Ship Birmas Rigging. up type and having a small printing FLYFOTHE Looks like an angel to me, Mr. Mate or maybe a nymph, said the press in the corner of her shop with helmsman. which she did private printing for AIITWOSUS Together they stood and stared at the thing, until they were Queen Victoria when the court was interrupted by the approach of the skipper. And the skipper it A as Warrant Osborne. it Royal was who solved the problem. He peered up at the in Awards for irlnter to her majesty at Cowes was yard-arm- , at the flapping sail end, and at the white thing that riven In 1900. Shippers looked like a man, and began barking orders. we have a sleepwalker to do with. Tve vho prepare their pella carefully and parMr. Mate, he snapped, EOYS! GIRLS! ticipate in Sears 7th National Fur Show. seen this once before. Send a couple of men aloft and have them strictly You don't even have to wll your fura Read the Grape Nuts ad in another throuRh Sears. FREE new Tips to Trappers book tells how you may share in awards. olumn of this paper and learn how Also how Sears act as your agent, getting o join the Dizzy Dean Winners and you nighest value we believe obtainable for your vln valuable free prizes. Adv. rfurs. Mail coupon below. oS e, top-galla- s4,75- -i Chinese, Japanese Here numerous Chinatowns, liinese laundries and chop suey .estaurants create the Impression hat the Chinese far outnumber the fapanese In this country today. The 'act Is, however, that there are 139,-10Japanese and only 73,000 Chinese. And although their women seen on the streets, seldom ire here are 23 Chinese women and 70 Tapanese women for every 100 men if their respective races. Colliers 0 He Found Himself Perched on the End of a Yard-Arm- . understand that they must approach that boy as quietly as possible, If they dont, hell wake up, lose his head, and drop. Two seamen had already started up the mast, moving as quietly as they could in their effort to save the lad who was doomed to certain death If he woke up, when, to their horror, they saw him climbing out to the end of the yard. They worked their way to that yard as rapidly as possible-stop- ped to make fast the violently whipping flap of canvas lest it get in the way of the rescue. Then, while they were working, a sudden gust of wind caught It whipped violently, gave a In the small end of the sail cloth. and the report woke the sleepwalker. He loud, thundering clap, jerked up suddenly, lost his hold and fell from the yard. The first thing Dick Malmberg remembers Is waking up at a loud, cracking noise and finding himself high in the air, perched on the very end of a yard-arm- . Mail to point Dick Wakes Up to Find a Fine Predicament. The shock of the awakening brought him upright with a jerk. He lost his hold and tumbled backward. And In that one fleeting moment he went through an agony of surprise and fear. He could hardly believe that the thing happening to him was possible. Yet, In his heart, he knew It was. He clutched frantically at the yard as he went past it, missed, and gave up hope. His fate now, he knew, was to crash to the deck and be crushed to death by the weight of his own hurtling body. Miracle of Canvas Saves This Seamans Life. He saw himself lying on the deck, broken and bleeding, his smashed body making an ugly red smear on the white holystoned planking. Then, almost before he had started, he felt his fail being found himself floundering around in a sea of something that was hard and rough and white. It was a moment or two before he could collect his senses. Then he realized what had happened. Instead of falling to the deck, he had dropped into the bag formed by the piece of flapping sail. He was safe and sound, In an Improvised cradle, not three feet from (he point where he had started falling. as the two seamen pulled him Strong hands grabbed his legs then out and began carrying him down the rigging. He reached the deck life to the keen undershivering, weeping, and stark naked owing his of his the of ship. skipper standing and quick thinking below nearest to yout SCARS, ROEBUCK and CO. Chicago Philadelphia Memphis Dallas Kansas City Seattls Flease mail me, without coat or obligation, fur shipping tags and latest edition ol Tips to Trappers. Name .......i.,,., .. ... .State. . m .. . . Postoffice. Rural Route. ............Box Street Address. VOW by a crown which hung on a chain from the roof of a church. On It are the words: Tiffs was given by Charles Le An unusual museum is situated Jeune and Marie Brlault, his wife, in this ancient capital of Normanboth of this said parish, and for dy, writes a Rouen, France, United Iress correspondent It Is a mu- whom a Te Deum shall be chanted seum containing specimens of the every Sunday as long as the creche art of the iron worker and lock- shall last, 1743. Three large cases at the museum smith through the ages. The collection was started with contain only Knglish keys of all vathe acquisition of a few curious rieties, including one which hears keys by a native of Rouen, Jean the royal monogram and the words Horse Guards." Louis Le Secq, and then became Much of the collection in the mua life passion with him and with his son, Henri, who continued the seum dates back to the early days when every worker belonged to a work after his fathers death. The museum includes primitive trade guild, nnd before he could become a master of his craft he had surgical Instruments, strong boxes with complicated locks, ancient Iron to produce a masterpiece. F.ecnuse work signs and numerous religious of this, many of the exhibits are of relics. One of the latter is nn elabo- particular Interest from the stand rate creche, or manger, surmounted point of art and lngeuulty. 2(1 3 pa O Oar lobby Is delightfully air cooled daring the summer mouths Radio lor Every Room 200 Rooms 200 Bathe to a cup o flour for most recipes. riii trr-tfi-i : HOSTELRY NEWEST LAKE'S SALT IP ydj -- IS '"SSaWi'- I - 'At ttrV-- 1 HOTEL CAKING POWDER Same price today as 45 years ago 25 until tor 25Q Temple Square Hates $1.50 to $3.00 The Dotrl Tempi Sqnare hai drairnltlflt friendly ilmo pher,You will elwayafindit Imxnae and ulate supremely comfortable,therethoroughly agreeable. You can for understand why this hotel isi highly Baking Manalaetaredbywho make HIGHLY MCOMMFJNDED You can also appreciate why t R'l a mark ot distinction to stop Powder Specialists nothing bat Baking Powder. at this beautitul hostelry ERNEST G ROSSITrR, Mgr. .TTsrgrxg; e teie a KnEWEKDUJSE EKDTEIL jsm, rj. tv y WNU Servlc Locksmith Art Shown in Rouen Museum Exhibit No... . .Veekly. half-secure- d un- quickly relieve ii jiJ chappind and roudhnesaA WELL, Claude Duval, a Frenchman, was the most notorious of all the high waymen who Infested the roads of England In the Seventeenth century, and the first to have a price put upon j his head by royalty, yet this plague of travelers, when at last taken nnd hanged, was honored with burial in the center aisle of Covent Garden church, London, and the following Slcepivalker Aloft jocular epitaph was placed cn the By FLOYD GIBBONS stene above his tomb: Famous Headline Hunter. Here lies Du Vail: Reader, If male thou art. sir, Ive been around boats a little during my life, Look to thy purse; If female, to thy seen a few of the windjammers. Americas must!1' ruicklyi FLOYD GIBBONS Adventurers' Club NOTORIOUS ROGUE WAS HERO AMONG ENGLISH PEOPLE top-galla- Gridiron Wife Has SKIN n WNU Service. Mrs. Noble Ivizer Entrust Your pont New York Post ultra-ricDetroit sports-me- n whose stock tips enabled Ty Cobb to become a millionaire now pan to do the same for Mickey Cochrane. . . . Hank who achieved his fame as Dazzy Vances battery mate, says that Dutch Reuther was the best pitcher ever to wear a Brooklyn uniform. . . . Even the prince of Wales cannot escape the penalties of fame. A picture of him, taken in 1924 when he came to this country and gave so much assistance to the International polo gate, now hangs dusty and neglected in the Meadow Brook club smoking room. Because he felt that the dignity of the club should be upheld at all costs, Bill Terry decreed that all members of the Giants should tip two bits each at meals eaten while traveling at the club's expense last summer. , , . One of lifes main worries for Sam ManlacI, who sells fish on Fifth avenue In Brooklyn, is the people who call him up thinking he Is the Columbia's backfield star. lie Is not. Columbia's Sam ManlacI lives in New Jersey. . . . No winner of the Belmont Futurity ever has gone on to win the Kentucky Derby. Tiddlywinks has become (no kidding) the favorite gambling game of the Long Island polo set during these chilly evenings. . . . Smokey, the bulldog mascot of the Quantico Marines football team, has a signed and sealed commission as a master sergeant. His record includes a citation for bravery and two for mistaking a fellow marines hand for a ham bone." He drew seven days In the brig out of each Carl Petersen, who plays soccer for the Cjoa F. 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