| Show I OTHERS VIEWS V WAR AR HAS BEEN DEEN DECLARED Dear Editor Political war has been declared the battle is staged the fighters are drafted the enemy is located the generals have been commissioned commissioned commissioned commis commis- the army is the weapons are chosen the muskets muskets mus- mus keta charged the saber drawn the helmets donned the soft soap supplied the hot air is blowing the foam flying the bugles blowing blowing blow blow- I ing the drums beating the poison poison poison poi poi- poi poi- son gas rolling the maniacs ranting ranting ranting rant rant- ing the legions picketed the lions roaring the auditors hypnotized the happy warrior reconciled Borah recalcitrant and the Impregnable Impregnable impregnable Im Im- im- im pregnable phalanxes of the contending contending contending con con- tending armies are making ready I for lor the last fierce charge on the eighth day of November 1932 The battle ground is the good old U U. S S. A. A the race is for the White House and the prize is Ig three hundred thousand dollars surely a nice prize for tor the win win- ner Many rewards are to be given given given en to the loyal followers by the successful gladiator To the thc victor victor victor vic vic- vic vic- tor belongs the spoils a custom handed down from ancient times The motto Implied of ot one is heads I win tails you lose and the theother theother theother other tails taUs I win heads you lose So dear Mr Yr Farmer and wage earner carner which ever of the two old parties win you lose Now get that in your think tank and dont don't forget it The wet plank is the paramount issue and overtops everything else And then the are arc I going to bust the trusts and restore restore restore re re- re- re store the lost law of competition A former Roosevelt went in to bust the but ut th the more he busted them the stronger they grew and finally became giants larger than their uncle and al almost almost almost al- al most busted the government Now is the time for all good goodmen goodmen goodmen men to come to the aid of their party Be game do not desert a good cause in a bad time nor a abad abad abad bad cause in a good time though you die in the poor house and are hurried in the potters potter's field What matters it if a few millions millions millions mil mil- lions die of starvation and hunger hung hung- er so that the G. G O. O P. P or the are kept in office they need the money and you have been taught to get along without any Grant said and wasn't he hc a abig abig abig big man Ill Til fight it out on this line if it takes all summer So stay with it boys The Thc summer Bummer is not yet gone and you still have havea a chance to win Then remember the dying words of Commodore Perry Dont give up the ship Go to the polls boys and vote er straight and then kick the seat of f your pants the next day for being such fools Yours truly A A. E. E V ED EDWARDS ARDS |
