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Show WHAT THE TRIBUNE FEEDS US. (By tho Pressman.) Joseph Smltu for breakfast, Dinner, lunch and tea; Joseph Smith between meals, With hash of "hierarchy." Smoot, tho leading side dish; Penrose cake, done brown; Salad of the smaller fry Is what It feeds tho town. Roberts fritters every day; Kimball fricassee; Roast Ben Rich for noontime, Lyman for "entree." John Henry Smith with pickles; Hebor Grant on toast; Merrill of tho college, In plain, or fancy, roast. Roman punch of Tanner; Cutler, served on ice; Consomme of "tithing." Ain't tho menu nice? Cartoon crackers musty; Picture cheese so rank; Cafo noir of muddy thoughts To fill tho eater's tank. Lies for "lady fingers;" Ravings for ice cream; Maudlin tales served demi tasse Or big cup 'tis no dream. Snorts for pepsin tablets; Cigars of howls, dried brown; That's tho kind of diet The Tribune feeds the town. " |