OCR Text |
Show AN OLD BACHELOR 6AY8 THAT It's a queer woman who doesn't net queer at times. Women are seldom what they mem to think men think thoy are. ! U Is often a man's strong right arm that favorably Impresses a woman. A woman never criticises tho gram mar of men who pay her compliments Women chango their minds so otton tint it keeps them talking constantly. You can always tell a turkey's age by tho tooth your teeth, not tho tur. Key's. A lato Thanksgiving dinner embraces em-braces tho things of which dreams aro made. When a woman can't find any other place to put a thing sho holds It in her mouth. Tho ghost of tho Thanksgiving tur-key tur-key appears tho next day in tho guiso of hush. Tho only way a man can nnd oui Just what a woman thinks of him Is to mako her angry. Lovo may mako tho world go round, but, it often provents a man's Incom? from going half way. Man was mado to mourn, and woman wom-an was mado to seo that he r".oos it. That's tho story in a nut-shell. Tho widower who mourns tho loss of his first wlfo sometimes has tho period of mourning extended by 'ah-ing 'ah-ing a second. A father worries for fear hlB daughter daugh-ter will marry tho wrong man, and a mother for fear sho will not bo ablo to catch on at all. |