Show U es WRONG CUE ono one of the new members of 0 congress Is a very young man inan who when he was making tva campaign had a great eye for or publicity As aa ho he was appealing particularly to the labor element lie ho sent out a story telling how ho he liked to work on iron later in order to make good od on the tha story he had a binell blacksmith shop built near hla his stable ono one day a delegation of 0 labor men called on him and he be boasted about ills his enthusiasm for making shoos shoes for his own horses out ot of straight bars of 0 iron ile he took the delegation to the shop chop jack he called out when within a afew few yards 0 of the shop where are some of 0 those iron bars I 1 use tor for making horseshoes all in here jack called back 1 I aint had time to straighten tm em out since you hammered vein ein up tor for that delegation yesterday pop ular magazine recent horror the doctor the janitor or of the building where I 1 live says his father and grandfather made their living by working at similar jobs joba tn la the old country the professor slightly irritated well what do you yon want no mo i 0 to o aalt say that ho he follows in the tha footsteps footstep ot of ilia his LAST CRY mi f V IL citey 1 got ano 4 lifey altey I 1 know it just f from parl mum caino to our Arst parent I 1 t to be named er oyster 1 announced adam aft or er considering d moment now divers other creatures having got theirs were loitering about to pick up what of consolation they might and a number of those these burst out laughing hereupon just think how mum have to bo be they jeered puck might have done worse I hello tello old man greeted a tactful friend glad to see gee you looking so BO well I 1 cant pretend that I 1 heard tho the news and you will allow we vaa as an old friend to say eay that im sorry your wife ran iway away from you thanks groaned tho the other dut but after all she might do worse than she bhe has haa done you linov know owning up it ts to a restricted neighborhood a very fashionable suburb suburbs 1 think I 1 could get in why not you aro are able to build a 2000 house your character Is good you have a charming wife yes yea but theres no use trying to conceal it we have a baby HEARTLESS observation V ethel she says saya sho she will marry even on an his slender blender salary elsie elate yes yea I 1 never yet saw a man whose income was so BO small that acme ono one was not willing to divide it with him napoleon lot lost something too KOHL hout that Is the sword of my great undo uncle ile he lost hla hin arm at waterloo guest yes its a terrible place for losing things I 1 lost a bag there only ining last a t london their compulsion it strange that dressmakers drees malters ot of all people would smuggle why my js la it strange of thern them 7 because the tha necessities of theIr trade compel thorn them to lead a pattern ife ak USUAL THING mr air glixon on tho the way home from church You had a most moat intent and interested look in your expression dur inythe ing the services did tho the cormon impress P ress you mrs glixon no I 1 guess I 1 was waa trying to figure out how mrs Much gold had her hat trimmed speeding him mr air was waa making a call 11 1 I never take any chances with holdup men he ha remarked looking at hta his watch to fill all up a pause in the conversation when I 1 am likely to be out lato late at I 1 always carry my dollar watch why theres no danger this time tima to la there smiled his hostess its ita only nine and it certainly wont take you more than halt half sit an hour to got get homo home backward in china everything Is dono done back ward said the vise guy S lot now prot protested osted the old togy fogy china Is a republic what of it demanded debande d tho wise guy they wont went to work and reed freed themselves and then utter after establishing a republic they issued declaration of 0 independence her hep specialty specially A 44 1 1 I 1 mould tank kinf lady a mer would be i interested in her little boys boya dirty i ob h chos heb too much absorbed in hiar studies of 0 the sky to keep haral A AUa as face ace clean el 1 buthals But halB just hould a pay f 1 A attention t gentl n leaf the oa tho son boef SEEING DOUBLE I 1 I 1 mrs airs collier down at 3 a m youre a sight it if you could see see yourself r as others see youl mr collier down intoxicated shay it 1 you could hie see boursell yo ursell as aa I 1 see you bic think you we wore re tho the two headed woman ahle ln in the museum annual appeal Appeal 0 people of 0 the city list to the health 13 erf cry solar plexus tile the mosquito and ant swat the festive fly favorite faction not a headache tn in a gallon callon of Q it why of course dill I 1 know pay it when you can but french taught in six easy los les cons no she at lioma homand and it was glad of it doctor I 1 watch every dite dila that goes into ilia iilo mouth it costs me ate next to nothing for repairs 11 all business strictly confidential gifts they both had bad sect Jona ot tho th paper heres here a a now york man gI gives cirei rei h hla wile wife a diamond necklace said abe nothing like that ever happens happen a 40 to me well bald be heres a chicago man gives alvea hla his wife a black eyes ey nothing like that ever happens to yot either cither my dear judge how odd the have a queer way of 0 doing things what of them in that country they always havo have a soldier for secretary of war and a sailor for secretary of tho the navy he meant Grcen greensward sward your husband says baya you aro are going to havo have a nice lawn this summer ro marked the friendly suburbanite taits good said cald mrs mra wy vay out oat 1 11 1 I 1 expected anything better than a cheap ging gingham haw |