Show CLASSEY CLASSED SALMON N k AS LUXURY doctors doctor explanation of graded fees face had to satisfy rich but donious patient A wealthy MATI man well known for his extreme stinginess drove up hurriedly in his bla carriage to the door of a celebrated doctor lie he was waa in a state abate of discomfort and fear from tho the fimple fact that at the moment a of fish bone was sticking tome some where in tho the region ot of his bis throat the doctor removed the dangerous danger oua obstacle and the breathed freely thank you doc doctor torl ho he exclaimed mch relieved ril ill never eat salmon aratri beverl never 1 and with what ease you removed it A mere minutes operation era tion was it nott not ilow how much a what is your feet halt half a 6 guinea replied the doctor halt a guinea I 1 exclaimed the man tor for halt half a minutes work imps but consider for a momen tl said eald the doctor its a salmon bonel bone I 1 what has haa that to do with itt oh ob a great deal replied the doctor had alad it been a halibut or treah fresh haddock I 1 should havo have charged loss less perhaps 6 5 shillings for codfish or bols 2 and O would have baye been ample payment mackerel 2 shillings while a red herring bono bone I 1 might even have removed free of charge but well really air one has haa to pay tor for these luxuries and his pAt pattella paid lond London mall mail |