Show precipitation la Is worst en my emy airships have not yet filed freight tariffs I 1 winter Is looking over the tenca fence at us nicaragua gives signs of 0 refusing to stay put the hobble skirt is passing says a fashion note but slowly of course one of the requisites of an aeroplane hight flight Is n check for a good sized amount one of the shocking new playa pays brought out in new york la Is na named ed E electricity 11 the thumping of at the steam pipes in th the e early morning means more noise but not more heat chinese officials must give up their jobs or their queues the latter will naturally have to go A london scientist has invented a sure curo cure for a cold so has haa everybody else in the world A hoosier boosler dentist has planned a tooth insurance policy he may bite off more than lie he can chew in future when aviation meets meet s are to be stopped by the police they will have to have more fly cops there are rooms in new york without light and yet they boast of the great white way with aeroplane makers organized the pickets could have lots of at fun making faces at nonunion non union unton craft king Is dead compositors po will bo be glad to learn that his name Is chowha maha va trav auch A lecturer fec declared lately that the perfect woman of the future will not be a mother then she will not be a perfect woman the woman who has a pet boa constrictor st 11 feet long kick it 1 her husband brings home a load of snake blie bile cure A ins gags i a useless creat creature asserts a C cag woman lecturer what stay home and tend the baby it it for men i still there are some young men who are more interested in the price of american beauty roses than in the cost of beefsteak about the time a man begins to grow brush heaps in his ears he loses interest in the changing vagaries ot of fashions in socks the massachusetts girl who can throw a baseball like ellain Is a factor tory girl no college or society girl can compete with her shakespeare may have had the man birds in mind when ho he mentioned tho the condition of being horsed on the sightless corners of the air it la Is alleged that dressed peruvian monkeys aro arc being sold as rabbits in the london landon market what a waste there must bo be in monkey tails A toronto girl who thought she was waa marrying a young capitalist soon discovered that her husband was a burglar Is not marriage a lottery the swiss are going to construct mother tunnel through the alps evidently they do not take much stock in the ho aerial route taken by chavez three of the last load land of deer brought into bangor me says an exchange were shot by women who says lays a woman cant hit anything she rims alms at they are going to put up tip another huge build ingin now new york this time one of 46 stories daylight will yet be at a premium on the manhattan tan street level A preacher says that young women prefer marriage to missionary work if I 1 they tackle the former however find that in tor for a bit if f the latter only scientific institutions or learned chemists will be permitted to buy radium As it Is a po pound u rid one can readily seo see what hardship this ihla arbitrary regulation la Is going to work among the general public seeking radium bargains in detroit a man was sr arrested rested because he shot off ob firecrackers on the twenty fifth anniversary of his wedding A man who wants to celebrate because he be has been married twenty alte years ought to have some privileges an ofelon detective has haa been reco rated by china for gri guarding arding the chinese prince on tho the batters lat recent visit to this country hut but a detective sporting a yellow jacket and a peacock feather would be rather hampered in bla big business of secret identity |