Show 0 AN AWFUL JOLT 1 I seo see you have a now automobile said wiggs enviously yes responded biggs as he slowed tip the machine near the sidewalk and its a beauty everything works like clockwork that good the tires are puncture proof better still and she goes like the wind gee whize wish I 1 owned one dy BY the way are you fond of riding am I 1 fond of riding well I 1 should say so well heres a streetcar street car transfer I 1 lust just found I 1 wont need it and you can ride home on IV it assisting him hello t Is this the complaint department ot of the dally daily dread bread yes Os the matter with your thundering old shebang anyhow ive iva been trying for live five minutes to got you 11 1 I know it I 1 thought id give you so something more to holler about the kick hick this time wonderful cavern that c cavern a vern seems to li be popular with the women visitors remarked the stranger yes responded the guide it has such a wonderful echo every once in a while one of the women stands on a ledge of rock and shouts Is my hat on straight and the echo responds yes the echo answers it Is madam it sliver silver lining but cousin bertha how did you make the acquaintance of your second husband it was quite romantic I 1 was waa out walking with my first when my second came came along in an automobile and ran him down that was the beginning of our friend friendship sh lp alle gende beaetter Bla etter I 1 considered justified easy sir air remonstrated the man ager in the golf calf clubhouse that language may be per permissible on the links but we cant permit it in here sir air but blame it all said the offending member ive lost my collar button t yonkers statesman A NECESSARY qualification 11 V f My Aly daughter ought to make a slid successful actress iphy 4 why so she has lost that diamond ring I 1 gave her at christmas A tightwad lie ile sent ent hla his love lova a box bov of sweets she a answered him rather briefly the tha total weight was waa just a pound that was waa the trouble chiefly his advertisement prentice was peachers Pea chera salo sales of rf shoes a success lies hespenheide Hespen pen helde no it was a flat failure hla his advertisement spoiled spelled everything prentice ilow how wis was that hespenheide Hespen helde he advertised big bargains led on by the minister then you dont think I 1 practise what I 1 preach eh eb queried rev mc in talking with one of the deacons at a meeting no sir air I 1 dont was the reply youve been pr preaching preach eachin ln on the subject 0 resignation tor for two years an ye resigned yet hit his mansion in the skies ballroom Hall room says be hopes some come day to have it ft private bath in that case ballroom Hall room had better be good iphy why do you think so ile he elands a slim chance of baying baring his blo dream come true this side of heaven at the club mrs highbrown highbrow High brow my dear mrs pickle are you not interested la in this question of conservation mrs pickle no much you sets see cons conserves 0 ryes are rather too much in the fancy line for me I 1 stick to plain pre ii fler erves so it t seemed nankin theres one thing that gone up in price anyway I 1 can caa still BUM off aff buy a flye cent cigar for a nickel A fyle i fee you can phew r THE difference thi the country writer for the press pres II 11 has haa a happy way ot of getting by when news new lip 1 shy hy and he ha has naught maught to ray may lie he simply states that teat inas htwa is mcadoo and has that item sent bent the means are aie made to thus evade A sad fad predicament I 1 would we luckless humorists humor lit we alleged funny men could try the ruse upon a muse that balky now and then we wa cannot may eay that jokes are scares that we have nothing now new we wa must our musty tock stock and furbish up a vw SLOW BUT SURE ir ta mrs farmer whiffletree do you remember our courting days silas you was five years proposing to me mr whiffletree hawl haw hawl bawl yes and you was two years more saying baying this la is so BO sudden not much more she wore a most ravishing smile mile this th maiden so BO trim and so BO cute anil nd a little bit more down at the th shore she had on a bathing sult alt the Plano foote foot e little elsie whose mother was waa visiting her neighbor was waa doing the five finger exercises thump rattle bang bangt bang rattle alel thump great heavens beaven sl cried the neighbor starting up tip what on earth Is your daughter trying to play now its an exercise said little eldies ro mother othur beaming with maternal pride from first steps in n music first steps in ili 11 music repeated the be harrasser harr barr assed neighbor well dear Is there nothing she aha can play with her bands answers what he had done id be asli ashamed anicil to bg beg if I 1 WAS a big healthy looking man like you said he be sarcastic woman you ought to lo look for a job of some kind have you done anything at all during the 04 past yeav yea if yes yea maam I 1 hev answered the husky hobo meekly 1 I aist finished doln thirty days maam journalistic modesty going to start a paper are you what do you intend to call it the rhe nebula the explanation why some day I 1 hope it will grow to bo be a world a globe a sun or something ct 0 that kind you know H hla Is way 1 I wonder if there ls la not some way in which I 1 can ca cut down line the cost chai of living 11 1 I have discovered a dandy way for heavens sake put we me next 1 I always watt wait until I 1 am not hungry to go to my meals i VANITY ALL IS VA VANITY you are intoxicated sirl how flow ditre dare you propose marriage to me while in such a condI condition tIou jyna byna J ah ab m dear dij b else would I 1 get up courage ay audacity to ever hope bic being worthy of such incomparable beauty magnetism and maude that excuses you yes ye dear i the reason aay hn hens dont lay this time of year my neighbors lay the whole year through but my hens hena dont met get in my garden my neigh neighbors boes do can afford to die 1 ell my dear I 1 nao bap my life insured for today mrs mra Chump leigh im you did lebn now you wont vont have t to 6 to do so abril long ay stet pit cabi cars and nd o 1 A 1 |