Show plying his hl trade A man who I 1 had ad been caught in a raid on a g rambling ambling house was ar ra I 1 ened neil not tone long ago before a magis what Is your trade the magistrate in to 1 I 1 an am q n locksmith air and what were you doing in the ho gambling den pursued the magis ante what were you doing when isia 1 10 poll police ce entered ente redl the locksmith looked into the be mag bates face fatica with an expression ot 01 sublime innocence why your honor he answered 1 1 I was making a 3 bolt for the door OUT IN THE COLD weary cary thi kicking me out of your barn into the snow enow la Is what I 1 if could call a rather summary pro crillie allram haymow waal tt it you sit bit tn in that wet snow enow ter a little while think h ink its HB more wintry than sum summary maryl A food crank ill III fad was wa eating toasted corn on r thang else would dine III futreal will be this morn the th hour h half a it post past nine his HI system 1 I 1 up potte sea senator ator said eald the beau jaul girl you have succeeded in your political career by always being at the ahe right place at the right time well sv ro the statesman replied 1 I am rather inclined to attribute my success to the fact that I 1 have generally been able to find out just a little before adore they started which way my con unta were going sacrificial sweet girl affectionately papa you like mo me to leave you won coald d you papa On fondly indeed I 1 would not tny my darling sweet girl Gir tWell well then ril 1711 marry mr Poor chap lie ile Is willing to live berm not to be tied down now that you have a baby in your mrs gadsby I 1 suppose you will have haro to give up traveling so a 0 11 aich oh no we bave a nurse who hoa has promised to send me ino a night letter abndt tho the little darling at least thre divnes a week judge welcoming a new deal 1 I seo see that your jour trust la Is compelled 0 to o disband laband fl Y yea es replied mr air dustin you vou seem very cheerful about it it of course our enterprise has fana never yet leen been readjusted without en ahlung some of us to tahe lake down a very ery comfort comfortable ablo profit WANT HIS GUEST SHOCK D 11 fit Walter Gent ordered three boiled balled acm ond and weve nothing in the he house hous hut hilt this one and tta its oat not very rush fresh either Landl I analord ordWell well hronik it to him gently jolin john let the onion alone I 1 an riess anlon to ill in lelit this should ifould cheor cheer tip rp ati the lietarta of men lilt flut thre there art ar men who have a hun hunch ch their wives will turn to garlic then hen t no longer starring Ot Or course you aro are a firm arra belleret believer la in tho the dunato anat o idaess of human na ca imbt oh yer yea still it ir rain had spoiled he coronation wron atlon in a london I 1 dont tie e aleve queen alexandra i auld have bare tears of vexation at sea my husband la Is particularly liable to remarked the lady PAS could you tell him what y to do la in casoff an aa attack talant necessary muni replied the captala do lc advocat when pride took a fill lie ile had asked her father tor for he bet hand band and been duly accepted naturally he bo was inclined to be blount balant the girl being pretty and th father reputed rich oh well said bald the latter as he carefully inspected the clear la vana the be youth handed him be so BO unduly puffed up it youre the sixteenth youngster have accepted for a son in law year and I 1 expect two more tomor row wh hy what does this mean stammered the lie youth it means replied the shocking poppy amusement for tte tle g girl irl and cigars for me wo thy of a trial have you ever supported booth tl asked the manager no replied the applicant 1 I 1 nevet nevel saw booth act How about mccullough mccullough McCullo uRh died before I 1 went up on the stage of course conrao you were with mans field no air I 1 am sorry to eay any that ansfield never had a place for me in any of his bis companies compan leB urn have you ever been mrs flakes leading man not yet 1 I guess ill give you a chance you may bo be able to learn something tricks of the memory confound it all alil I 1 cried a broker ive forgotten ny iny new telephone number I 1 write it down be b cause an indication of mental weakness what about forgetting the num her said aalde tho the other roan man that mental weakness too Is it the nura ber of your home phone yes yea then why not mot call up your wife and cek ask her what it la Is and without the slightest bealba hesitation the forgetful man called up the forgotten number and naked asked his bla amazed wife what it was wag HARD ON tier HER CAKES g Tramp Say lad lady have you another hannel flannel cake like the one you evv me kie yesterday yeat eray kind lady did 3 u like that 0 1 so much tramp nom but I 1 want to halt balf I 1 sole my other shoe ono one kind initials initial curved carved wl w hlo hin a heart the decoration and on the tree we thus behold loves love conservation judge the unexpected sneeze A teacher was waa giving her berg small charges a lesson la in politeness now when said she ehe should you bay aay excuse me ma please there was a momen moment cla silence then a very small boy bay put up ills his hand band well johnnie Johnn la please inaam you should say eay excuse me please when you sneeze at th tha table an dont turn away your bead so BO quick enough visionary delicacies well ive got to look after my to matoes and suing string beans and chipps you dont expect to reed feed all your summer boarders out of that little garden do you nope lv ive got in my order for canned goods as usual that vegetable garden carder Is lust just a decoy troublesome times what la Is your father going to do for amusement now that he has baa to rn tired with a fortuno fortune that to is what worries us wed like to a get him interested in something and would buy him a seat in the senate it if we could be sure cure nobody would try to stir up an annoying scandal wilt will not require much time after I 1 am gone he complained people will begin to malice what I 1 have tone done well his wife sadly replied it they do it wont take them long lone under tho the head of now new business Qu ancs marta what as done at the meeting of your literary club last night wo we fined mrs bearney 55 k for accusing mrs of chent cheat ing at af bridge preparing for a career first makes boll yon think our iland from mexico has baa po DO lotical arand statesman ile he owr toura a day in a shooting gallery BaJ Iery |