Show in the buselea bush beaque ue by W D BUSH J the lions were hosts to the fire department at a feed last wed night at the tooele thoele golf course the outing was a reward for the firemen getting the most rabbits on a recent hunt after the wine began to flow more freely and the tongues became looser it all came out the firemen not knowing how many bunnies their opponents would have had cut the tails of their game in half so that they had twice as many as they had actually shot this was an underhanded bit of strategy everyone admitted but then if the lions t smart enough to detect the fraud they should have been the losers shortly after the chow began to arrive a number of volunteers were needed to unload the water melons everything was going fine until drs antrim and wassom started playing catch wassom is used to pulling teeth and antrim to sticking needles in people so neither one was in shape for an me I 1 over and the result was a busted watermelon and a slippery spot on the sidewalk the chow was 0 K and the ham delicious the only trouble was that the tooele thoele valley came along about that time and every body had black bread then about dark mosquitoes took over and the food had to be held down or it would have been carried away I 1 wouldn t say those were the largest ones I 1 ve ever seen but it was remarkable the way they tossed those melons around without dropping any of them on the sidewalk either the weather was against the outing from the first in fact be fore the evening was half over a bonfire had been built to keep the guys warm naturally with the firemen there everyone felt safe by the blaze they were so used to putting out fires that they did n t know how to make one nobody could find any wood so they threw on shag tate s fence posts now he s got to go get some more so he can finish building the fence around the course there t any lights in the club house because the city had nt n t paid its light bill and morris bryan shut them off parley bryan didn dian t get much to eat he was too busy inspecting the plumbing in the new club house when he got through he came out and said well so that s what it looks like I 1 ve always wanted to go into the ladies room after dark the men gathered around the fire to sing jackie houtz was the i accompanist and that was 0 ak but the singing wasn gasn t too hot in fact an officer showed up saying he was invests gating a complaint by the residents of Edge mount who said their were a lot of strange noises coming from the direction of the golf course right after that spud lee and toby shields went home so that ended that chairman J W thompson who was in charge of the affair re the thanks of everybody for his good work he didn dian t mind the work though because after every one had left he and joe schutz divided up all the chow that was left and took it home now the thompsons Thomp sons will be having ham sandwiches soda pop potato salad and watermelon for two weeks and those people up at joe zes are in for the same menu the committee had planned to listen to the republican conven tion over the radio but some dem dern sneaked up and jimmied the radio A D tanner is strongly sus pecked but they dont don t have any thing on him yet the game of the year u was as play ed at tooele thoele ball park last sun day between tooele thoele and chemical the boys from deseret won hand ily 11 to 6 to remain undefeated in 14 games and win the cha champ mp chemical had to come from b be hind to win the game but scored 8 runs in one inning in spite of the fact that tooele thoele had ten men counting the 3rd base ump I 1 the huge crowd largest of the year bear was treated to a swell after noon of baseball and many of them will be regular fans from now on it would pay somebody to start up concessions down there on sundays for a lot of soda water and ice cream could be sold easily accord ng to the telephone of fice g ris love making chasn t changed much in 2500 years his tory books say the girls used to sit and listen to a lyre all evening the donkey baseball game set for july 10 will be a howler any body who has seen one before will want to go again the jaycees are putting it on and trying to get the lions as their opponents it is be lieveld the lions will accept the challenge for as jack adams says A democrat on a donkey what a combination we cant lose 0 |