Show HOW THE DAY WAS SAVED FOR GREAT GREAT GRAM GRAN PAPPY great great gran pappy was the best rifle shot in the world never missed one day he and his little grand daughter went to the woods to hunt squirrels after a mile or so in the forest the ancient markman rose to his tip toes stealthily sneaked around a butt of a huge tree and with the exclamation he is thought I 1 saw the var mit and raised his rifle off hand and WHANG but no squirrel drappel great great gran pappy lowered the gun mumbling into his beard drat the carmit first time ever the little girl was petrified that great great gran pappy should miss for always heretofore the squirrel fell in a heap at his feet in a moment great great gran pappy lowered to a knee took careful aim and again WHANG but no squirrel two misses the little girl started to cry oh gran pappy two misses ar ye lossin yure nip nipa and tears rolled down the childish face in sorrow child like the innocent little girl ran to the kneeling man to offer comfort she gazed straight into his eyes then the tears dried and she laughed merrily it a rel at all it were a louse on yure eyebrows ey ebrown eur enough ye aint am t never yet so that s the heason I 1 never tote a i gun no more for fear id I 1 d be hooting shooting at an enemy wot t bothin but a louse on the eyebrow |