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Show THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH I A wet, gooey paste of laundry itarch and water can be used to :lean plaster of paris statuary, lust smear the paste ail over every part of the surface until ;he whole thing looks like such a jiess you wish you hadn't started t in the first place. Then forget t until the starch paste is com-pletely dry. After you think it's iry, wait another half hour just to nake sure, and brush the dry Jtuff oil. To prevent mattresses from picking up rust marks from the springs, give trie springs a coal )f paint when the original paint shows signs of wearing thin. Ivory objects, all in one piece :an be safely cleaned with soap jnd water. If several pieces are jlued together, though, better take a piece of raw lemon, dip it in salt and rub the surface with it Let the juice dry on the ivory be-fore you wipe it off with a damp :loth. Paste moleskin on the bottom I pf heavy ornaments and flower pots to prevent scratches on table tops. Old felt hats can be cut up, and the pieces used for the same purpose. When a miror breaks, you may nave seven years' bad luck; but you can also have several attrac-tive things to put under vases and bowls if you get a glazier to put the unbroken portions of the mirror into squares and bevel the edges. For marble objects, whip up a strong solution of sal soda and combine that with fuller's earth. Coat the marble with this paste, and let it stay at least twenty-fou- r hours before removing it. VIRGIL . ByLenKlei. RSCUSSSrUfNjiM ABOUT TM' JT rfP A.T TH1 PACTV S ( VjJg ) AMICE rTJil SPWTVJOtV 6UT WOO THAT JVoR J ( p i First Horso About 2,000 B.C., several men of a wild mountain tribe called the Kassites, brought a strange and beautiful new animal into the city of Babylon. Curious crowds gathered in the market place to stare at this animal. It was a horse the first horse known in history. Old Custom Perhaps grandma, who re-garded the fashion of "tweezed eyebrows" as too modern and daring for her tastes, never heard of the ladies of Ancient Sumer. The women of this highly-culture- Asiatic civilizption carried tweezers in their vanity cases as early as 3,000 B.C. SUNNYSIDE br Clort S. Hoc. IF CAN VDU GtvB MS A I I fc'W' WELL OOWT VKVl t '5TVI I P" v. I W, , TTT THE OLD GAFFER By Clay Hunter O O illlllliillll! ' 'Illl iljl'j I ftlfZWJ? x.r-Ave"-! OH I'M TERRIBLY SORRYI I YOU BETTER TAKE MY TIN CUP, lOa I UUlStf I vVOULD NEVER HAVE PENCILS AND DARK GLASSES Ifrrcanrcti Nautical Lingo A young ensign, very insistent he must have leave, was asked the reason by his commanding officer. "My wife is expecting a baby," he replied. "Listen, young man, remember this you are only necessary at the laying of the keel. For the launching you are entirely super-fluous." Fingerprints The more children's fingerprints in a home, the fewer on police blot-ters. Economics Student The high school lad had asked for more spending money. "You don't know the value of a dollar, son," sighed the father. "Yes, I do," replied the lad, "as of last week it was 61 cents, as compared with 1939 standards." TOO SHORT A woman stepped off the penny scales and turned to her husband. He eyed her appraisingly and ask-ed, "Well, what's the verdict? A little overweight?" "Oh, no," said his wife, "I wouldn't say that. But according to that height table on the scale I should be about six inches taller!" Modern Ghost High taxation forced a Leicester-shire noble to sell his ancestral estate to a person of large, if re-cent, means. The new owner spent a great deal more money in Im-provements, and one day asked the nobleman to come down and look them over. Making conversation, the former owner inquired how his ancestor, the ghost who used to walk up and down the grand stair-case all night, was behaving. "Oh, im!" replied his host, "we can't get a wink of sleep on 'is account all night 'e keeps ringing for the elevator!" FORMALITY A retired Navy captain on the administrative staff of a southern university still clung to his rank;. And when a young veteran named Brown said to him, "I'd like to talk with you about entering the university, Mr. Smith," he was enraged at being addressed "Mr."' "Captain Smith to you, young man!" he stormed. Looking him straight in the eye, and standing at attention, the young veteran snapped back, "And in that event, Colonel Brown to you, sir!" An Analosy Stalin's failure to go to the rescue of North Korea prompted the fol-lowing story attributed in Paris di-plomatic circles to Warren Austin, American delegate to the United An enormously fat man struggled into a standing bus and plumped down in a seat. "Look," he cried to a neighbor, "see all these people pushing in here! Look at those men on the curb shoving in ahead of the women! It's outrageous!" "You've gol a seat," said the neighbor "What are you complain ing about?" "But look:" cried the fat man "They're all crowding in ahead of my wife!" HE FOllM OI'T A multimillionaire, bring In trrviewed abnuf hi self-ma-fortune, commented: "I never hesitate w give full credit !c my wife for hor assistanre." "In what a did she help?" the reporter aked. "Hell, If you want the whole truth." rrplird the man. "I a curious to find out if there any income she couldn't live be vond.a Keep Posted on Values By Reading the Ad: ) couch EU&!($F2k A "World" betMmting LZk Cough Medication I" P""" G" SMITH BROTHERS flow She Shops "Cash and Carry" Without Painful Backache 4 fel older, etreee tod it rein, OTe nertloo, eiceaaive imoklnt or tipoeure M old omotimat (Iowa dowo kidnejr funo-tloo- . Tali ma lud many folic to com-tial- o of ojgiD backache, lotf of pep and energy, beadachee tod dinlneea Getting op nlghta Of frequent paaeaitM may result from minoi bladder Irritation! due to cold, dampneae or dietary lodiacretlona If your dlecomforta are due to thee eauaea, don't wait, try Doan'e Pllla, o mild diuretic. (Joed lucoMafully by mllllone r (0 year. While tbeae eymptome may afteo otberwiee occur. It'o etnaiing ho many tlmse Doan'e give happy relief help tb It mllee of kidney tube! and Altera Huso out wnt Get Doan'e Pille today! Doan's Pills Planning for the Future? Buy U.S. Savings Bonds! --4 1M w-St- Chocolate Fluff CaKe... Quicker... more luscious... because pure vegetable Snowdrift is emulsorized! In Just 3 minutes mixing time, use "low speed." Scrape bowl often; Snowdrift gives you a quick- - scrape beaters after 2 minutes, method cake that's richer, lighter, tnoisterl Just put everything In 1 Add: 3 egg I taotpoon vanilla bowL Creamy Snowdrift blends so Vt cup milk easily I Remember, you can make ,,.,. quick-metho- d cakes only with Beat 2 greased emulsorized ihortening. And Snow. 1,aJ,er Pans-lme- witr Plain drift is emulsorized. Make this fd11 modenite oven (375" P.) fSnowdrif t cake today I ""nutes- - Cool. Frost wlt-h- CHOCOLATE FLUFF CAKE CHOCOLATE RUFF FROSTING: Cream A Snowdrijt Quick-Metho- d Recipe 4 'Wepoon Snowdrift with 61ft together Into a large bowl: i teaspoon vanilla and 3 squares 2Vt cupt tiffed cake floor unsweetened chocolate, melted, and 3 teatpooni double-actio- n blend. Beat 2 egg whites until stiff; baking powder (or 4 ftp. , dd cup sifted confectioners' ingle-octio- n) sugar (2 tablespoons at a time) and 1 teaspoon .all 1 14 cupc sugar f,"" ?,?15 add"ion- - Continue Add . V, ,p mixture stands in .hortenmg JI4 cup m.lk peaks Fold lnU chocolate mlx Mix enou;h to damp?n flour. Beat Frost cake. Decorate with pastel 2 minutes. If by hand, count beat-- colored mints cut In half. (See Dic-ing tune only. With electric mixer ture.) WHEN GOOD TASTE COUNT- S- -.- "J. IShnTJ PURE VEGETABLE SHORTENING Lj? gotrcliild? feox CSjrs Don,t ,et "CoM Demons" make SSpA his chest feel sore and con- - Wi "s? MLS - "7 gested rub on Mentholatum. A-- J ni Fast, aafe Mentholatum helps h Jr iSferri ,tl lessen congestion. Its vapora ( 11 A( soothe inflamed paasages. ease ldi coughing spasms. For head eM .N Y colds, too . . . makes breathing ,ji.tfr v. easier. In jars, tubes. i mmm oMgaaMMoMM mmstmsmmm . i mmmmmmmmmmmmmm M BESSIE By NICK PiNN , BESSIE GET YOUR DOG) f i I I I --AMP HE WAS JUS') T CUT OF'THAT BED f WARMING UP fT7XXM Good Lesson Mother "And did my little pet learn anything at school today?" The Pet "1 learned two kids better'n to call me mamma's lit-tle petl" ' MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fiiher VOU SEE, BOSS, WELL, HOW T WELL. IF ISO THAT'S NLAT ONE BV JOVE7 I NEVERl SIMPLE r VOUSAVOUT iWLi VOUR MEN COME LATE TWENT"-nv- E T DOLLAR AH THOUGHT OF THAT THE LAST MAN I r OFI500MEN PLAN SAVE TEN MINUTES HOURS A CWV H0UR THATS BUT HOW CAN WE IN BLOWS THE )l A,r tpm USM0NEy? EvERyA10f?N,NG' OR 150 HOURS J a LOSS OF KEEP .THE MEN WHISTLE- - 7, FROBGLATE? INUTESJW ARlj JITTER By Arthur Pointer r-- r, p jHAT. ANOTHCrNtHiS ONES AV I reJ SeTwhAT HEOOEsV 71TTp .T".,.-- ,.7V I bn cuRAoossr Ityll JiTrEB...oM.j.TrtB... ro Dinner . i9,?r'.tei;5fe lm-- iNJ.TTeescAP... Tniais per jj jr WYIDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas " DISMAL DM HAS, ) T HE USED TO CLIM0 I X HUMAN FLY. EH? LET'S H I 5 MINUTES LATER JflS ESCAPED AGAIN A f&tp UP THE SIDES OF GET SOME WEAPONS AND .L - Z4&9 LOOKIT HIM CLIMB ) mtSK''- BUILDINGS. HE'S A INTERCEPT HIM JT.lZm T,,) C JT J "maybe, i'd better not-tei- l you about XiQ IT RIGHT HETCE YOU KNOW HOVV TUG 5e PEOPLE 1M THIS FAMILY REPEAT EVEpy-- I I "THING THEY HEAR " Another Union He Would Fight For t |