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Quite a few army men are out outhere outhere outhere here in general charge They try tryto tryto tryto to be stem stern but they look pretty un ton toncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable comfortable I can tell they fuey wouldrather would wouldrather wouldrather rather be any place but here SusieGraham Susie SusieGraham SusieGraham Graham says they must have beendetailed bee beef beefdetailed ' ) detaIled here as punishment for some somearmy somearmy somearmy army crime The first big laugh laughcame laughcame laughcame came . when .hen hen army men showed us ushow ushow ushow how to make beds and ins ms sted that thatwe thatwe .e e we . make mahe them the r I ' way and no noback noback noback back talk They made them pretty prettygood prettygood prettygood good at that but " we "e e made em all allover allover allover over aga n as soon as they fin shed shedWe shedWe shedWe We have havL havi . steel lockers lochers at the foot of ofour ofour olour our beds and you are my hang upboy up upboy upboy boy ot of course dear Oscar One ofthe of ofthe ofthe the girls gll"ls gllls " asked me if rf it was a snapshot snap snapshot snapshot shot of Abbott or Costello It was wasJust waslust wasjust Just lust because the p cture was taken takenm takenm takenill ill m too br hr ght a I 1 ghto ght girt o . . . 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