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" when "hen hen they the ) don't dont ' know whatto whatto what whatto to donth So do \ with \nth nth the two we've weve ' got ? u : * i * * : * : ; * : > There is no p politics l1tics in relief rehef Harry Har- Har Harry Har Harry - ry Hopkins tells tens us and unt until Novem Novem- November November November - - ber there thcre is lS likely to be little relieffrom relieffrom relief relieffrom from poUtfcsU politicsN politics poUtfcs * * N * * * * U : : * 4 * * Definition DeCiruhon DeCiruhonOLD DefinitionOLD DefinitionOLD OLD TIl\fER-ne TIl fER ne TIMER--One TIMER One TIMER \ - ( ) - - One . who v.ho vho c cin C'1n C1n ' to re- re remember remember re remember - - member back four 5 y cars ears v a . when hen the theDemocMts theDemocrats theDemocnts DemocMts Democrats promised to reduce gov gov- gov- gov government government government - i ernment expensesby expenses eepenses / iby /by by 25 per cent centt : t : { : : * t : tt ttThe : The administration admimstratIOn has a very verysImple verysimple verysimple sImple job All it lt has to do is give givejooo givejobs givejobs jooo jobs to all the unemployed , and at atthe atthe atthe the same time reduce taxcs taxes taxcsU taxesRiu taxestt U Riu U U UPOI1E ttPOME RiuDOME POI\1E POI 1E DOME \ "Father Father " , may I KO go out and stump stump"Go stumpGo ? ' "Go Go " , . and ' good g'Ood luck be with you ; Keep the partisans on the Jump lump lumpBut JumpBut jumpBut But don't dont don.t ' . go near the issue . . " tt U tt U tt U ' , Make your bed and lie Ue he in it , . " saYS saYSthe saysthe saysthe the proverb 'Make Make ' your bunk and andlie andlie andlie lie out of it , ' ; , " . ' is the politicians ' theme themesong themesong themesong song . , . U H : : * * * * * * J I An e < editorial htonal writer wnter water suggests suggestsI suggeststhat suggeststhat suc&cststhat succststhat & that the Democratsand Democrats and Repub- Repub Republicans Republicans R < pub- pub pubIlicans - - I Ilicans licans unite umte and save the countj countI countrye count1 country count- count - I j , ry rye ryeBut . But it is doubtful if they the ) I ! 1 j countj e\ e ciwi et'n esen \ t'n tn ' could agree on what count count- countI country country country - I ry to save save , , , says Dad Gununit GUInn Gummit t . ) 2 tt u : tt u H : tt u ttDefinitionTHOUGHTLESS S SDefinition I . Defmihon Definition DefinitionTHOUGHTLESS I - -tHOUGHTLESS tHOUGHTLESS ' HOUGHTLFSS HUSBAND HUSBAND-I HUSBAND I - - - HUSBANDIQne Qnewh Qne who o brought home- home hometo - - to his bride bridea , . I Ia ia a loaf J oa ! of ( bread that wasn't wasnt ' sliced s1iced luuu l I ltt uuu tt U U tt U - | ' ! , tf If iou you ou think thmk \ two t\\o t o people can't cant n't nt ' thinkalike think trunk I Ial jalike al alike .e e . , . you should $ see ce ee our weddmg wedding I ( Ipresents Ipresents presents , , , says June Bride . . I ' ! Iu tt u tt : tt : Ii , LoMotor . Motor Cop "Hey Hey " you Didn't Didnt ' youI you I ? ; I ILoMotor I1eas youI1eas hearme , ea.r ear . ; , Dle u e say 'Pull Pull ' Over ' ? " Cecil Cecll Thomson- Thomson Thomson"Why ' - ' "Why Why " , I thought thoughtyou thoughtyou thoughtyou 1 you Senator1Motor spid'G spidG saldi'Good saldiGood tdJood ! , ' ( 'God God ' afternoon , . Senator1 Senator ' " ' . , " I Motor Cop "It It " certainly certamly is a warm wann ] { warmday day Isn't- Isn't Isnt isn.t- isn.t Isn'tIt isn.tIt ' . - It " . , , - . , , Senator ? I itt U IU tt u B u : uDefinition ttDefinition Deffnltlon Definition IDeffnltlon DeffnltlonAVERAGE I ! IAVERAGE who'deplores whodeplores AVERAGE CITIZEN- CITIZEN CITIZENne CITIZEN-One One CITIZEN ne - - One who whoI I ' ' deplores whodeplores the number of auto fatal- fatal fatali fatalj fatallues fatalsties fatal-1ities fatal 1ities - i j lues sties in one breath , . and brags how howthe the old bus will go 80 miles an hour hourm howI , . 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