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YOU Y OU can't cant ' help liking tlie the fel felow fellow's fclJL low'b lowb low's lows ] ow ' stvie style st Ie of rep'lrtee"And repartee"And repirtee rep'lrtee replrtee repartee repirtee"And ' "And And " what's whats ' ' a it person pereon ; n'1med n1med named n'1medIIooer namedHooser nimedHoover ' IIoo\er IIoo er Hooser \ doln doing ; to justify his h\n h n hnn hinging ' \ . ; , Ing on " with "lth lth tins tillS thus admlnlstr\tlOn admlnlstr tlOn administrition adrnlnlstrition'or adrnlnlstritionor ' \ ? 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Can C.ln Cln . it be because . , , Inste'1 Inste1 instcid Instead ' of ofCOUl'lgcoUS ofcouiigeous ofcoungcous COUl'lgcoUS COUllgcoUS couiigeous ' but inexperienced Ioe\pellenced Ioe pellenced ine : . \ petienced loc'11 loc11 local loc'11omcers localofficers locilofllcers ' omcers officers , . they no now " fice f'1ce f1ce fire ' tl.1lned tl1lned tralned tralnedman tl.1lnedm'ln tialnedmm . m'ln mln man ' hunteii huntel hunters : ' . who d rather destro\ destro destros destrosouch destrouch destroy&uch destroyuch \ ouch & uch humin hum'ln humln human ' vermin than eit e\t e t ' \ pie pies piesOr pieOr ? 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