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Show f - Desert Dust DustBy ' ILr-Desert ILr Desert By JohnstonL JohnstonWell Johnston JohnstonWell I L Well WeIl , things are lookmg Iookmg up Grain Grainof Grainof Grainof of all kinds arc are up Wool has about aboutdoubled aboutdoubled aboutdoubled doubled compared with 1932 prices pricesThis pricesI I IThis This fellow Comwallace Cornwallace , our new sec- sec secretary secretary sec secretary - - retary retary of agriculture agriculturc , Says he is going goingto goingto I Ito to do a Do lot of things He is from Iowa Iowawhere Iowawhere Iowawhere where they actually actual1y raise corn com It Itlooks Itlooks Itlooks looks as though Senator Norris will wlU see seehis seehis seehis his dream of Muscle Shoals Shoats come true trueHe trueHe trueHe He has fought the grafters off oft of ofMuscle ofMuscle ofMuscle Muscle Shoals for years The peoplepaid people peoplepaid peoplepaid paid for the plant in taxation , why not notoperate notoperate notoperate operate it for their benefit benefit9 " ? Some of ofthe ofthe ofthe the old guards call caU it Socialism Soczal1sm , but ifthat ifthat if ifhat that hat is what whaUt _ _ it . . is , that _ " . is _ Lu what _ _ , _ _ we _ , want " ' - _ " . Lu , , " ' - _ _ . . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ We are off the gold standard The TheI Thedollar Thedollar Thedollar I dollar has come down That is nottoo not notI nottoo nottoo I too interesting to a lot of us We have haveIearned havelearned havelearned Iearned learned to get along without the dollar dollarI dollarat dollarat dollarat I at any price Our secretary of labor laboris laboris laboris is putting up a gallant gaIIant fight for gov- gov govI government government gov government - - I ernment regulation of working hours hoursproductIon hoursproduction hoursproduction productIon and minimum minunum minimumn wage levels levelsin levelsin levelsin in industry Like the majority of ofwomen ofwomen ofwomen women , she will have her way or be befIghting befighting befighting fIghting four years yearsfrom { -from from - rom now . SinceEngland Since SinceEngland SinceEngland England and Russia have decided not notto notto . to sell anything to each other , the theUmted theUnited theUnited Umted United States have visions of selling seUmg to toboth toboth toboth both of them The big talk now is the theremonlt1zmg theremonitizing theremonitizmg remonlt1zmg remonitizing of 511\ 511 slher 511er silver \ er and the tinkering tinker tinker- tinkering tinkering - ing up of the tariff tanff laws Mr Roose- Roose Room- Room Roosevelt Roomyell Roose-jvelt Roose jvelt - velt yell p ts you ouin In nind mind of ) f tC the hcjgunman gu gunman man that made the farmer ooy boy danceI danceDurmg dance I Durmg During the dance the farmer boysnatched boysnatched boy snatched the gun and said , . "It It " may beI bea bea be I I a bit embarrassing to you , but it's its ' your yourI yourturn yourturn yourturn turn to dance " Some people can't cant can'tunderstand can'tunderstand can'tunderstand cantunderstand ' understand why the president pIcked pIckedthe pickedthe pickedthe the kind of men he did for his cab- cab cabmd cabinet cab cabinet - inet md They say they never heard of ofsome ofsome ofsome some of them before The trouble has hasbeen hasbeen hasbeen been that . we v.e ve se have filled f1l1ed these them positions posi- posi positions posi positions - tions with what we was told was bIg bIgmen bigmen bigmen . men The average American's Americans ' con- con concepUon conception con conception - ception cepUon of a big man , is 18 the man with withthe withthe withthe the most money We have found that thatwhen thatwhen thatwhen when you give that sort of big men mencontrol mencontrol mencontrol control , , as far as the masses are con- con concerned concerned con concerned - cerned , about the biggest things they theyever theyever theyever ever pull off , is their thell " shirtsWell shirts shirtsWell Well , , we have been forced to change changeour changeour changeour our mind in regard to the 3 2 per cent centbeer centbeer beer JThat That is one timfe t1n1c time the oyem- oyem govem- govem govern- govern - ! , ment merit ' " ive U f } , . _ . . . 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