Show ft I 1 DID YOU KNOW 1 n a THAT local watermelons water melons deluged the markets here saturday THAT the city dads have not yet been able to locate the stolen mowing machine aint that too bad THAT gertie the soda at the popular staad at the drug store has returned from her vacation of two weeks and her smiling countenance Is once more visible behind the counter THAT a peacock Is not in the running even with the around papa J F S who Is going around town this week with a smile tor everybody one that Is really a smile of content atta boy J F but when do you think you will get back to earth again huh THAT some of the boys thought we would be banged about for telling you about john and his striped panties last week but we are still whole THAT john shafer of pool hall fame went fishing on monday and returned with a bunch of the fanny tribe that would make the mouth of a king water let alone johns bet he got more of them than the king did THAT the revenue of the city of moab Is about 1200 per year and that the utah power light company gets just two thirds of that wonder what the mayor and other officers get besides honor and the city streets they sure could use some of that two thirds on them THAT the sun shines bright and THAT the moon shines bright but THAT the moonshines Moon shines dar and neither shines nor is bright yes weve sampled it THAT somebody Is aure getting god money for their melons at ac per because melons shipped into utah from texas sell for the same thing THAT hammond dark and patterson are off to logan to tell their party bosses who they want to be nominated to run against the republicans watch and wait see win THAT the weather in grand county and moab in particular is so hot that even the fightlin fight ln dogs can t get up ambition anuff to fight the day a couple of youngsters wanting to see some fun tried to get a couple of dogs to fight even throwing one dog onto the other tight nothing doing too blamed hot THAT there was a near big cirei in the elk mountains last weekend week end the first that it has cost any money to put out watch your camp fires and matches THAT now that the grapes are ripening the making of the red red wine will soon begin THAT we haven t got the G B yet over last week s paper so we guess the boss is going to give u s another chance not at the paper but for our job THAT a los angeles who lost her son some six months ago made a trip clear to chicago to see a boy supposed to be her long lost son and upon being taken to the presence of the boy refused to recognize him saying that it was not her son because her son was taller than the lad was however the lad recognized his mother instantly as well as another lady a neighbor of the mothers in california wonder why she refused to recognize him THAT charles curtis republican candidate for vice president is a kansan same as we are but he Is an editor and we are not but we may be some day who knows THAT because of poor road directions at the thompsons moab junction on the highway at valley city a number of tourists get an extra fifty tour mile drive and also extra expense and say some of them sure say what they think about it THAT the hoover smith pre elec tion poll vote Is giving a lot of the Republican sand democrats too a genuine surprise THAT J P bluer is again on the job at the moab operative cooperative co store J P says it was just four weeks ago tuesday that he left the hospital at steubenville Steu benville ohio but that he has gained seven pounds in weight since that time he also says that he hopes to be able to and thinks he will be at the melon feast at green river on melon day THAT the weather the past week has been mighty hot in fact the government thermometer in this city registered the hottest day of the season last sunday when the registry was yes in the shade too and every day since then it has registered over too got dum hot to suit us what say we have the weather man cool things oft from now on THAT ralph bash and howard the three oratorical republicans of grand county who went to ogden last week to help the bosses of the party nominate a few windjammers tor state offices returned to moab sunday night but while gone they had to try their luck with the hook and line in the upper valley before they could return home we told you it was about time for ralph to go on another weekend week end sucker trip did they have any luck dont know they say probably like the republicans the bosses of the finny tribe were at home andi told them where to go or words to that effect |