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Show Mr Choice Appetite The plane on which an actor was flying across darkest Africa crashed In a very heavy jungle. He was the only one of the passengers or crew able to walk so he started out for help. He had gone a few miles when he was set upon by band of half-nnkcd black men. They quickly subdued htm, tied him up and carted him off to their village. He was brought before the chief who shot a string of questions at him. "So you're an actor," the chief said. "That's fine. Sit down next to me. I want to tell you a few stories." The stories that the chief told were risque but they had the actor holding his sides with laughter. When the chief finished his Joke-' telling one of his subordinates came over and whispered In his ear. "You know we nre going to eat this guy," he said. "Why are you making him so happy?" "I have a yen for spiced ham," explained the chief. |