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Show I L-- - TIIE BULLETIN. BINGHAM CANYON. UTAH . Mr Choice Appetite The plane on which an actor was flying across darkest Africa crashed In a very heavy jungle. He was the only one of the passengers or crew able to walk so he started out for help. He had gone a few miles when he was set upon by band of half-nnkc- d black men. They quickly subdued htm, tied him up and carted him off to their village. He was brought before the chief who shot a string of questions at him. "So you're an actor," the chief said. "That's fine. Sit down next to me. I want to tell you a few stories." The stories that the chief told were risque but they had the actor holding his sides with laughter. When the chief finished his Joke- -' telling one of his subordinates came over and whispered In his ear. "You know we nre going to eat this guy," he said. "Why are you making him so happy?" "I have a yen for spiced ham," explained the chief. iRKLmes By imu Til be glad when we can afford a carl" I. yJz VHy don't yoTAWE monly nfihny SPND 0N H5 music lessons and .h J anajiEfmr j &UY yourself some new clothes r f 7 W IrS IfrClH YEAH Ok BUSE I LAY I J . j - ' : J HARD60ILED EGGS I I ,!; J , 'VOltt' if T" EGGS BEATEnI l W U V CANT BE L , "WIS ONE IS FOR. FOLKS WHO RlPE BICYCLES!" SHE WAS CHILLED "Hey, Dad, was It a very cold day when you married Mama?" "Was it s very cold day when I married your mother? Why do you ask such a question?" "Because every time she talks about it, she shivers." NEXT DOOR By Gluyas Williams MM WR iNailiRV WHFR Kv523 A BN WHO OPINED M MDMti Di5APPthEP, STARiS ONE OF Si TAW ARMMEllfc AS Writ 15 M CORKER HOUSE OK to 5K BLOCKS DOWH OR THREE i AMD PREW SCON HAiT A DOZEH VOICES PRW !&D HME JOmEP M, AND YOifo HOT SuRE T KNOW 6 fHERE ftND VEtWOU POrl'f (Witt UKE JUST fO WAlX OFF iKtD U I No More Ham Because it was a boom town the road company of "All Baba and the Forty (count them) Thieves" charged much higher admission prices than they would have ordi-narily. And because the prices weren't posted the customers were forced to ask the cashier what they were. "Four dollars and forty cents to see a bunch of hams!" snorted one customer to the manager of the show. "Well. All Baba, I've seen you, and if you're representative of the rest of the company, I don't want to see any more." ) r AND JEFF By Bud Fisher iys1" DO I Do) rJuSTTRyl vv8V, ' ' IfTsAX I'M. SORRyy) :now show you. A Now?4tir 1 an' hit f 9 , f, have i done s"? i BACK HOME AGAIN By Ed Dodd W0WJ4MSCDNT OQ&ET TO STAMD QVYOUR CUAlR TILL TUE A1NI5TER SITS X)WN AND DOWT A5K POR VWCE CUICKEtl TILL AFTEB HE '5 HAP SECONDS Sufficient Grounds "I can't think of leaving the thea-ter," wailed an actress who had had nothing but bit parts for many years, "I'm married to it." "Well, why don't you sue it for suggested her sever-est critic. SOMEWHAT CROWDED "How did you get the black eye?" "From a cough." "A black eye from a cough?" "Yeah, I coughed in a clothes closet." n By Arthur Pointer mused to eios ton tme oc bap s X ' (" . iJS W W LARIAT SO PAST IT ) t rif) )) fok W T THffow A CALF TD BPAND ftAr Co. Vi v -H- --' LE by Clark S. Haas SjiKBgwi pv i ' ' I I fMl, BILL YOUR WIFE "V uor ''WELL, GUESS IT'S 1 WANTS YOU TO BRING HOME X SILENT SAM LET THERE BE LIGHT A boss farmer saw a light in the shed. He investigated and found one of his helpers with a lantern. "What do you mean by using up oil when it's so scarce?" "Well," replied the helper, "I'm on my way to see my girl and I've got to go through the woods. I don't want to go through in the dark." "When I went courting my wife I went in the dark," said the farmer. "Yeah, but look what you got." HrJ L J By Len Klei, r 77ST I W J HAVE AMyONE.SAVfrt' I TZZ ( f"! bi) W HEABT ISMT PILLED JfX WITH BfiOTHERLV Pj(Wy |