| Show I What Every Woman Is IsBy IsBy s By HELEN ROWLAND Copyright Wie ma by br the p Pies Pei Publishing Co The Tin Now Nair York Trek Ermine World Gentle GenUe sister have you ever e stopped to think of or how many man things you ou and I and every woman may bo ho without knowing it For lor instance in the Unwritten Un Dictionary Dictionary Dic Dic- of ot the masculine mind you ou oua a are e WOMAN WOMAN-A A divine creation for the comfort solace convenience and amusement amusement- of ot mankind RIB That RIB That part of ot a mans man's self of ot which ho he thinks the least cast east and brags the most WIFE The WIFE The excuse for tor all aU a mans man's sins sina the cause of ot all ail his fallings failings the keeper of ot his conscience the guardian of ot his digestion and the repository of his grouches the passport to salvation and the lie soft-soap soft on the Golden Stair BETTER HALF H The HALF The inferior frac trac- tion That half balt which is always left lett at home HELPMATE HELPMATE-A A A combination of I playmate and light running domestic CLINGING VINE A VINE A woman who I allows a R man to think that he IB is having hav hav- ing his own way COQUETTE COQUETTE Any Any woman who Is so unreasonable as not to return a J. J mans man's affections PRUDE PRUDE Any Any woman who happens not to want to be kissed Any FLIRT Any woman over whom a n aban anan ban nan has insisted led on making a a. fool of at himself without warrant KITTEN KITTEN Any Any women un under sixty for tor whom a a. man feels a a. temporary tenderness PEACH PEACH PEACH-A A pretty woman to whom a n man than is mane maneuvering maneuvering- g to bo intro Intro- duc cJ QUEEN The QUEEN Tho same woman Immediately Immediately immediately immedi Immedi- aft after r the Introduction LEMON The LEMON The same woman after behas he be has tired of or flirting flitting with her BABY The BABY Tho particular woman to whom a 3 man happens to to be bo making love lore ANGEL The ANGEL The woman a n. man man didn't marr marry GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS-An An impossible woman who exists only in novels and the m mas masculine ae- ae culine imagination PARAGON PARAGON The The kind kina of or woman a aman aman aman man plight Aught to marry Wants to marry Intends to marry marry- rr r And never does marry Such Gentle Sister Is Womans infinite variety According to the variety of ot moods through which a 3 man looks at her herl And thank heaven that he shall never discover That the the Eternal Feminine is the same toda today yesterday and forever forever- As monotonously changeless as the I Sp Sphinx |
