Show r GASI Talk TaUt a about about out baseball slang slang slang-I I heard two salesmen down on the row talkIng talking talking talk talk- ing today and It sounded about like this a bird that's all All class nothing less Her getaway is perfect and she can get away from 25 per in half a block from an S. S S. S Note Note S. S. S S. S means means standing start Can creep Can creep on high at 3 per and in n the shadow of the traffic dragon or hit er op to 60 on a concrete pike Some boat Some class li ol of wagon Nice lines too said the other sorta aorta racy lookin Im I'm sUcked stacked on that b type boat hood about her looks A real buggy wha what 7 Yep A cart that's a good job A Dangerous Animal The lesson in natural history had been about the rhinoceros and the teacher wanted to know how well the lesson had been learned Now name something she said that is very dangerous to get near to and that has horns I r know teacher I know called lit little little lit lit- tl tle Annie Jones rl i T Well Annie What what Is it i An lAn automobile A True Booster If It there Is anything earth that the ordinary kid likes it is something bright and shiny preferably something bright red Well VeIl the wheels of the classy new Mitchell cars are red enough to suit any youngster and es especially especially especially es- es A. A H. H Meredith Jr seeing as ashow ashow ashow how A. A H. H Meredith Sr is local agent for said car Meredith Jr is of the toe tender age of 12 but he has learned the gentle art Continued on page 10 i G SIr r Jf l L Continued from page ge 8 8 8 of giving the real facts acts to newspaper men Mr B Zene the writer of this piece was in the Meredith shop yesterday and heard the youth recounting how he had counted the Mitchells go by He JIe told his dad that he saw a dozen In a half halt I hour How flow many many qu queried ried we wc FIfty Enid Bald the thc kid remembering ering we were ere a newspaper e ma man Kindly Call a Cop Cop We Ve thought this one one up up all alone yesterday Bill Bill Carter Cartel would be at case in inthe the presence of royalty loyalty he lie tas so su many I Kin Kings s around him Isn't that a a good one Almost too good to prints print t But Carter carte has got to o get et hi hiJ J name am amIn In the paper some way Ho He bought ought us usa usa usa a dr Coca dr-Coca Coca Cola yesterday That's a hint for some of o ours r r other ther friends I A Popular Machine II He was In ht II for the e and nd ehi was stamped on his map He was looking around the row Gee he said this F. F FOB 0 E. E car caris caris caris' caris is is' is handled bY bv most every dealer r in town al ain aint t it if t. t Answers t to Queries I Interested asks asks' l 4 r What is What Is is the most dire direct route route to Provo 1 t Dear Interested The quickest way to get there is to try to sell a car carte to a aman aman aman man with a 1000 ambition and a a bank account But why go to Provo Puzzled says II How w does it come that I an arr automobile is always referred to as 1 she I i iDear Dear Puzzled Likely because the I average man cant can't get along without one and has trouble after er he gets one I Mr Ben Zene Dear Ben What Is the difference between a automobile name de deleted deleted deleted de- de and a 1000 Car ear name ditto N N. O O. Dear Questioner Yours truly BEN ZENE Self Commence If you want to look into an automobile automobile auto auto- mobile the best way is to open it up wide wide oP Men who travel at 50 miles per all the time ale afe like the cars they drive drive drive- they usually smash up in a ditch If you want to make the hill of success success success suc suc- cess you jou ou have to have a a. running start i and an- ana a low gear |