Salt Lake Telegram | 1921-12-04 | Page 35 | Here and There

Were 1 ft lieke THINK IT OVER A barrel weighs 1 13 pounds Aman A Aman Aman man filled it and then it weighed 12 pounds What did ho fill it with Ii IiA Answer to yesterdays yesterday's Ashes VERSE AND VERSE There here was a man from Whit White I Rocks Who purchased a new pair of sox sax He said too small And dont don't fit at all But I can tell time by th thir ir I I clocks And the small boy says Mail can early and and often An American dollar will buy rubles but who wants to eat rubles What the tho allies allie seem to o need for Gs Ge many is a modern American bill co col lector ector THE DOTING PARENT Little Willie Henry Saxe Killed his grandpa with an ax Mamma sighed and mamma smiled Willies Willie's such an active child chUd Little Willie In the best of 5 sashes Fell In irs the fire and burned to ashes After a while the room grew chill chilly chilly Cause no one wanted to poke pole poor poe Willy DISILLUSION He opened the book and he closed th the thai book bookIn bookIn bookIn In the space of one short hou hour And his eyes shone bright with the strange white light Of or a great and new born power Perhaps he has found the absolute absolu cause I r remarked to one I knew Perhaps step and stage he has found in the page The genuine view We rose and we looked at the ponder ous ous book When the man had gone away And we saw that its name was The Th Rules of the Game Poker the Draw and the Play I f Bernard ALARMING J maiden after trying he her voice Do voice Do you think I will ever b bable bable be beable able to do anything with my voice Stage manager manager Well Well it might corn coma in handy in case of fire Nebraska fire Nebraska A AINT YOU RIGHT MOTHER j Mother what what what-Is Is a Dry Martini l Heavens on earth child Oh Oh Washington Sun Dodger Dodger- AGILE EXERTION NECESSARY Any driver can tell you yon that the reason reason reason rea rea- son a a. woman runs across the street in front of an automobile is because sis she is going to turn around and run backas back backas backas as soon as she gets there there Cincinnati Cincinnati Enquirer KNOWLEDGE Son what did you learn In school today I I learned that the arithmetic lems you worked for me last night was wrong wrong Farm Farm Life