Show FOOLISH WIVES I OF HISTORY MRS BEN FRANKLIN One day Benjamin Franklin awoke before before before be be- fore Philadelphians usually got up it It It-be- It be beIng being be- be ing but two in the afternoon oon and laying lay lay- log ing his motorcycle aside for the the- notice nOl took toole a a. stroll down one of the main mar n streets He was in the a abstract and was nonchalantly nonchalantly nonchalantly non non- chewing on a lollypop then the then n called all day suckers As he vall walked ed his strides were slow an and d methodical and carried him past the Y W W. C C. CA A A Leaning out the window and discussIng discussing discuss discuss- ing the Stillman case of that period a ayoung ayoung ayoung young woman not particularly noted for but who clinked a a. a miserable mone money moneybag bag gave young Ben the up and down and snickered What a tricky looking egg that Is is she said to her companion You added up your words and save gave savea ave avea a total said the other miss Young Ben was sore Youre a couple of fine tine snobs he said Pretty soon Im I'm going to start the Saturday Saturday Sat Sat- Evening Post and what I wont won't say about you jou ou two cant can't be be put in lower lowercase lowercase case hat scared the one girl and several hours later she sent word to Franklin that tf hed he'd refrain from roasting her herand herand herand and give up lollypops shed she'd marry him But I dont don't want to get married married-he married he said If It you jou ou dont don't she answered have no one to be unfaithful to So Ben took her for better or worse Ask AsIc him |