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Show 1 AAFF One Problem Unsolved A BLONDE young lady swaggered swag-gered Into the parlor of local fortune teller to Inquire Into her future. "You will." droned the mystic "very shortly meet a tall dark man who will sweep you off your feet He will shower you with gifts and take you to breathtaking night spots and just the two of you will drink a toast to everlasting love!" "Has he got a lot of money?" asked the girl excitedly. "He Is president of a large concern con-cern and heir to a million dollar estate!" "Gosh," stammered the girl. "Now Just tell me one more thing." "What is it, dear?" asked the soothsayer, as he visualized many pieces of silver crossing his palm. "How do I get rid of my husband and the three kids?" TEAMWORK Prospective Employer: "I can use a man with your personality, strength and leadership. I'd like to have you on my team." Grad: 'That sounds good, sir. What kind of business are you in?" P. E.: "Borax business I have a 20 mule team." Season Haa Started It was a bright day, and Eddie was looking out of the classroom window longingly. The geography teacher wanted to get his attention. "Eddie. Where's Cleveland?" she asked. "Cleveland's in New York today," to-day," came the prompt answer, "and Bob Feller's pitching." A TREAT FOR PAT Pat was determined to pass by his favorite tavern on hia way home. As he approached, he became be-came somewhat shaky bat, steeling steel-ing himself, he passed on. Then after going about 80 yards, he turned and said to himself: "Well done, Pat, me boy. Come back and I'll treat ye." Current Guests A woman guest, possessor of an electric iron, approached the clerk at a hotel "Have you AC or DC current here?" she asked. "I'll find out," said the clerk. In a moment he was back, "Sorry, madam," he said, "but neither is registered." Style Show Husband (at television set): "What do you know, dear, it's Ladies' La-dies' Day at the ball game." Voice from the Kitchen: "I'll be right in I want to see what they're wearing." OUT OF CONTROL Aunt Irma: "Albert, aren't you sometimes afraid you'll lose control con-trol of the car?" Albert: "Constantly, Aunt Irma. rm three installments behind already. Special Delivery A church worker approached a Scotsman and said: "Won't you give me sixpence for the Lord?" "How old are ye, lassie?" he asked. "I'm 23," she replied. "Well, I'm nearly 73 and it's verra likely I'll see the Lord afore ye, so I'll give it tae Him myself." Quick Recovery Hi: "My uncle had an accident with his car. The doctor told him be would have him walking in a month." Si: "And did he?" HI: "Yes. When the doctor sent bis bin my uncle sold his car." Mated Musician Jeck Do you play any musical Instrument? Peck Only at home. Jeck What do you play there? Peck Second fiddle. |