Salt Lake Telegram | 1921-05-28 | Page 12 | E A T S

I EATS B By B BE N BRALEY AL Y YIm Im I'm told it is is bourgeois and crude And oftentimes fearfully rude To mention nutrition Or t talk lk deglutition v vOr S 1 Or hold conversation on food i I tt And yet et it is pleasant to hear r Description of things that appear On epicures' epicures tables Or read merry fables Of boards that are groaning ivi with h cheer How can it be wholly ill bred To fro of steaks that are r red d Or glorious salads K S Quite worthy of ballads Or chickens extremely well fed 7 v 5 S 'S r V To talk about chops if you please pleas Or rave over coffee and cheese cheese- May fracture convention But oh my attention Is captured by dishes like these N Historical study reveals I A fact which distinctly appeals It seems that for ages Tile warriors and sages e Have ilave been pretty strong fo for the their r meals And so though it seems to be betrue true That t talking of food is taboo tabo Im I'm will willing ng to err err err- For Ill I'll plainly aver averI I err in good company too So lets let's discuss sauces s and meat meat 5 And viands most savory sweet w et I F Forget S your good breeding S 'S 5 J Well We'll talk about feeding feeding- Or better l lets let's t s 's sit down and catl t 1