Show lie I sie sie I. I the i Oomph I Cow Cow F Is All A Ready Reacy I Isie Mow Hollywood Down in Debut ul uI Harrison Q By LYWOOD-By By this time you ably have heard that Elsie bovine OVine irine queen is coming to tood toy y od to appear in a picture s of f such shattering import importe e els at the rate of miles the the speed of radio you have been exposed he enthusiasms of Gene Towne Graham raham Baker the triumph- triumph team t am of Hollywood producers couldn't possibly appreciate Stunning aspects of this super- super p the signing of Elsie the cow for the featured role 3 Buttercup in Little Men ifTa nya iT busy afternoon in the head head- lIters of the executives at il ile Director Norman McLeod lithe script writers awaited a al l ference rence and mere human actors heels outside your respondent listened to the saga Elsie h hell he'll lI make the trip here from Wew New York fair in a private road car and with an age of grooms veterinarian press agent and A A. V. W. Ramsdell executive executive executive tive vice president of the milk company which has made so much of Elsie's charms Shell She'll probably be checked into one of the plushier e eI I i Elsie who brings to io the movies I their most beautiful pair of eyes hotels here and on the RICO lOther lot lother her dressing room will be fancier than any movie star ever had Therell There'll be screen tests with up make-up experts polishing and lacquering her hoofs and horns Elsie will attend premieres and will leave her in the forecourt of Graumans Grauman's Chinese theater heater Parties will be given for her with milk bars serving everything everything every every- thing from lac to rum punches Dunches and Alexanders Director McLeod has promised a swimming party arty at his place with Elsie as ashe the he guest of honor and studio costume designers already are wor wor- Tying about the bathing suit which they'll have to make for her Elsie is expecting a calf When Gene Towne first wired Ramsdell offering the role of Buttercup the vice president replied that he was much interested but she is in an uninteresting condition just now and will not be available until late August This was a hard blow brow to Towne and Baker who replied in a telegram telegram telegram tele tele- gram of nearly a thousand words that in order to get Elsie they would be willing to delay production production production tion for a few weeks at a cost of some But why not bring her here immediately they sug sug- Blessed event can occur in Hollywood and we will revise script to include calf And so it was arranged but not until after the exchange of pf many more long telegrams and transcontinental transcontinental tin telephone calls Towne finally flew to New York was met by Ramsdell and rushed to the fair to see Elsie They found a corps of veterinary specialists hovering around her with scopes August 8 it was agreed I would be the day of Elsie accouchement I ment meat The oomph cows cow's friends In Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood Hol Hol- lywood thus will be able to arrange showers for her and something pretty astonishing in the line of layettes will be forthcoming Only disappointment to Towne and Baker Baker Baker Ba Ba- ker is the sternly moral attitude taken by her milk company spon spon- sors No breath of scandal such as a romance roman with Ferdinand may curdle her reputation here its it's Insisted Insisted In In- In I because she has a husband named Elmer back east I |