Show I Column oil 01 Strays The typewriter Is b than th the mad n. n sea IUD Cradlebaugh MacPherson FASHIONS FOR CHAPPIES CRAPPIES By LIONEL WRISTWATCH Special Stray Correspondent CEDAR POINT Ohio Aug 16 We 16 We fellows fellows fellows fel fel- lows will have a perfectly ripping time next year and any time we want to go goon goon goon on a tear all iii we will have to do Is to put on our 1917 model coats or pH trousers I am here at the an- an convention of Jt the Custom Cutters' Cutters association association association tion and they have decided to Q tighten up on mens men's garments for Tor next year Less rss cloth f w will f be and everything everything everything every every- thing will be smaller except the prices I am so tickled hat t they are gong gong go go- WELL WE'LL HAVE AVE ng t to have form A PERt coats coats Im im- im RIPPING fm igme that that and and I IME NExT ME-NExT NEX he lie trousers will willbe YeA YEAR R. R be as narrow a acan as can be But th the clothes will be dreadfully plain and we vie will vm have to content ourselves with loud ties and shirts They are also going to do away with waistcoats they tell me and pink pants Instead of ot white ones will be In vogue I r think that Is just too dear deal I have ben having a regular sartorial o ja Jag as I visited d the different sample rp rooms and ana nd personally fondled the various cloths This is a wonderful convention and so 50 unconventional A QUIET TIME IN DRY IDAHO By the smiles and actions of Al Fritzler last Sunday one would have thought that ho hG had paid a visit to some Nevada town Upon investigation tion of the matter a n. few of us thirsty fellows learned that Al AI had a new girl at athla his house Well we rushed him up for the treats and he treated some as I I high as five times and In some in instances instances instances in- in stances he would forget to pick up the change Al is now in the market for fora a baby buggy and says he wants the biggest one go going Hagerman In Hagerman g.-Hagerman Idaho Valley Herald HOW HATH THE MIGHTY FALLEN Miss Huey a cabaret singer of ability I from Missouri will entertain the public at Murdocks Murdock's confectionery each evenIng evening evening even- even Ing this week weel from 8 30 until 11 1130 Logan Logan Journal Phil The road to Hearts Heart's Desire is a long long road and the many are cool and I green and smooth WITHOUT THE MUFFLER In playing tennis theres there's a knack knack- sad but true I lack It it- it For every day I try to to- play I raise an awful racquet i ji I d 1 j 1 Some meet the world with a 1 q prickly-pear prickly attitude and then I II I. I wonder why others keep away o t from the thorns V. V. V R. R 0 J I II I 4 I ITHE i- i iTHE THE WORLD WORLD Here we present a a. touching little ballad written by a contrib The World was made so dreary The Tho World needs push and go The world Is not so weary But the world does go slow The world Is beauty The sun beats soft and low The sky has formed Its duty When Its It's filled with snow On quiet towns downs comes A shower of bullets fast And then the canon boomer And the lightening last The thunder follows with a crash And the thundering clash of armor The soldiers are all hungry for a mash Then they search the larder The Tho place was a village Cannot be seen at all j The Village was burned to I Where the birds are tring too call M. M. M T. T 16 |